Definitions by QwertyDorito

The Redecky Theory

When you only get one shift a fortnight after falling off a ladder

That guy at work had the Redecky theory hit him man!

The Redecky Theory by QwertyDorito May 4, 2026

the rumbel theory

if you crank your hog so hard that it falls and then you grow a new hog, and the new hog looks very crippling deppression and chaotic and you join the army, then you join maths standard.

brodie last night i had the rumbel theory happen to me, It was insane!!!

the rumbel theory by QwertyDorito May 3, 2026

Sloppy Nick

When someone shits on your face and then you eat the shit and then eat out their ass

i just gave this hot girl a sloppy nick

Sloppy Nick by QwertyDorito April 30, 2026

deeto

when your really derpy and horny at the same time

im feeling really deeto right now!

deeto by QwertyDorito April 23, 2026