Deanzer ( pronunciation: dēan-zu̇r)
1. After wasting away a saturday night with some random chick to only end up having her try to start a fire with your mushroom tip, the
next morning you might say to your buddies: "dude, my effin deanzer hurts"
2. If your all hanging around on the
couch and you've got mesh shorts on: "hey guys take a look at the deanzie!"
3. If your buddy passed out
drunk with his shoes on, someone might beat their deanzer oh his
face, hopefully until there is noticeable redness and/or swelling.