Deanzer

1. A dude's man hammer/ salami stick/ meat rod/ etc.

1a. A man's manhood

1b. Membership to the pen-fifteen club

Deanzer ( pronunciation: dēan-zu̇r)

1. After wasting away a saturday night with some random chick to only end up having her try to start a fire with your mushroom tip, the next morning you might say to your buddies: "dude, my effin deanzer hurts"

2. If your all hanging around on the couch and you've got mesh shorts on: "hey guys take a look at the deanzie!"

3. If your buddy passed out drunk with his shoes on, someone might beat their deanzer oh his face, hopefully until there is noticeable redness and/or swelling.

by butchyinstead March 8, 2009

Flag

Get the Deanzer mug.

The Deaner

The guy who gets the party started but has no money to pay his tab.

Hey look it's The Deaner. Yeah he already hit me up for $10 but the chicks love him.

by will bitten January 25, 2017

Flag

Get the The Deaner mug.

Related Words

Deanzer • deaner • denzer • Deanery • dranzer • Danzer • Deander • Deangerize • deanler • deannerick

Deaner

It is the final stage of drinking too much in one evening/day. It is the progression from Dean to Dean-o to Deaner. By throwing ash trays at people on the dnace floor and parading around naked with a hat to cover yourself, you may have reached Deaner level.

Examples of Deaner level talk;
"I can tell by the way you move your hips that you are not a virgin"
"What is this? Sluts on parade?"
"Lets party later?"

by General Chang August 26, 2006

Flag