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Thank a Dead dude for an STD Day 

November 12; a day dedicated to feeling grateful for those who have given a gift that keeps giving even after they've passed.
We celebrate Thank a Dead dude for an STD Day on November 12 each year.

Dead Weight Dude 

Has NO mic, Gets NO kills, and backs out of the game INSTANTLY upon death. Stay away from these guys!
Danny: Let's see if I can get this dudes reboot card

Random guy: *backs out*

Danny: mannnn, what a Dead Weight Dude.
Dead Weight Dude by AstroBoxTV August 22, 2023

dude, that's not funny, my mom's dead 

The ultimate response to the ever classic insult 'Your mom.'
Person A: Hey dude, sup?

Person B: YOUR MOM IS UP!

Person A: Dude, that's not funny, my mom's dead.

Person B now either believes you, is confused/apologetic, or smart enough to prove the ultimate response to this; Yeah? I really like that.

The Ignorant Dude Who Smells Like He Took a Bath in Dead Fetus Juice 

Someone who does not believe in regular bathing, or, a person whose body odor develops before they can bathe again. Also a good insult for somebody you dislike that is in either of the former categories above.
Hey, look! It's the Ignorant Dude who Smells Like He Took a Bath in Dead Fetus Juice!

The Ignorant Dude Who Smells Like He Took a Bath in Dead Fetus Juice 

the above ho aka me

this dude is actually fucking a dead body 

Holy shit what the fuck why would he do this
Brian: “this dude is actually fucking a dead body”
Jake: “what the hell why would he do something as horrible as that?”
Brian: “he said no homo tho”
Jake: “oh ok it’s fine then”