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De-bone

To De-bone a magazine. Going through a magazine before you read it to take out all the cardboard cards of offers that are scattered throughout the pages.

This is so completely habit forming that you will find yourself de-boning magazines that you do not even read: ex.-Doctors Office, Dentist, Waiting Rooms.
When I get my Consumer Reports or Field and Stream, I de-bone them first. I hate those little cards falling out or in my way when I read.
by RobitJ December 16, 2011
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de-bone the wing

To remove the meat from hot wings, or to remove a used condom from the penis.
At Hooters the waitresses will de-bone the wing for you.
Later that night she de-boned my big hot wing.
by T-Bone16oz. January 22, 2009
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Swavay and De Boner

To get a boner in a fancy place and then lose it fast.
*Two men walk into a restaurant*

Man 1: Hey dude, this is awkward, but you've got a boner!
Man 2: OH SHIT. *sits down at table and hides it*

-later in the evening-
Man 1: Bro, your boner is gone.
Man 2: OH MY, where did my boner go!?
Man 1: Looks like you've had a case of Swavay and De Boner
by ratlovers May 15, 2011
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De Boner

The international version of Boner. Name given to a guy who used to hit on his friends girls in college, but graduated to friends moms... or step moms.
by Steve Polito August 2, 2007
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Ponce de Le-bóned

When you receive bogus directions from a person that claims to know shortcuts or doesn’t understand basic geography.

Derived from Ponce de León from the famous Spanish Explorer.
Example 1:
Why weren’t you at the party last night?

I received some bogus directions and ended up on what looked like the set of “Deliverance

Dude, you got Ponce de Le-bóned big time

Example 2:
Hey guys is that the Atlantic Ocean?

Ummm no I can see our hotel and I’m pretty sure we aren’t staying in Portugal. I’m also pretty sure the bridge we took an hour ago that took 3 minutes to cross isn’t trans-Atlantic.

Never get take directions from that guy. If you do you’re asking to be Ponce de Le-bóned
by Catman - 63 October 28, 2013
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De Bo J Bones

when a man is having sexual inter-course with a pregnant women (preferably one whom is about to pop out a little tike) while her unborn fetus simultaneously sucks his cock!
"Dude! Last night I was fucking that pregnant bitch Gabby and I'm pretty sure that I felt her baby givin me the old "De Bo J Bones"."
by Ye Olde Nigga October 16, 2008
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Debonerification

The process where the erect penis becomes unerect.
I saw Dana and got a debonerification
by jeujeu September 11, 2009
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