De-bone

To De-bone a magazine. Going through a magazine before you read it to take out all the cardboard cards of offers that are scattered throughout the pages.

This is so completely habit forming that you will find yourself de-boning magazines that you do not even read: ex.-Doctors Office, Dentist, Waiting Rooms.
When I get my Consumer Reports or Field and Stream, I de-bone them first. I hate those little cards falling out or in my way when I read.
by RobitJ December 10, 2011
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De Bo J Bones

when a man is having sexual inter-course with a pregnant women (preferably one whom is about to pop out a little tike) while her unborn fetus simultaneously sucks his cock!
"Dude! Last night I was fucking that pregnant bitch Gabby and I'm pretty sure that I felt her baby givin me the old "De Bo J Bones"."
by Ye Olde Nigga August 27, 2008
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de-bone the wing

To remove the meat from hot wings, or to remove a used condom from the penis.
At Hooters the waitresses will de-bone the wing for you.
Later that night she de-boned my big hot wing.

by T-Bone16oz. January 22, 2009
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