Deboned

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When you have a boner, but then you see something horrible/unsexy that kill it. This cause a depression in most guys.

Today I was walking behind this blonde girl wearing a mini-skirt. For some reason, her skirt kept riding up, giving me a great view of her ass. Then her fat friend came by and walked next to her. She was wearing a very small tank top. Her backfat deboned me. God I'm so depress now.

Yesterday I was looking up porn when my mom called me on my phone. She deboned me and ruin my day.

Deboned by Zzyxx26 November 17, 2010

Words you can keep

deboned wahoo

A poor, defenseless man whose only crime was jerking off too much, and his penis fell off.

My dick fell off! I'm nothing but a deboned wahoo now.

deboned wahoo by Richie McFarland March 9, 2004

Related Words

Deboned • deboned wahoo • Deboed • demoned • debosed • Debonding • Deboneing • debonered • Debonerfication • debonerfied

Debonerification

The process where the erect penis becomes unerect.

I saw Dana and got a debonerification

Debonerification by jeujeu September 11, 2009

debowed

To be stolen from in a ghetto manner (often used as an exclamation)

Yo, you just got DEBOWED!
(emphasis on the "oooh")

debowed by Debow October 8, 2008

debonerize

Waiting for a raging erection to become flaccid by either waiting alone in a separate room or sitting down before facing other people.

Peter debonerized his morning-wood before facing his in-laws.

Alfred sneakily Googled pictures of Chloe Kardashian on his iPhone to help the debonerizing process before standing up.

"Well, John, I guess we should head home now."

"Hold on, babe, I have to debonerize."

debonerize by Dr. Walter Fanchy April 15, 2014

Deboed

When something is stolen.

He deboed your rims.

Deboed by The Annihilator September 7, 2003

deboed

To steal, take, or shoplift; To steal another person's seat
(once a seat is deboed, the original sitter has no claim to it, unless the rule of 'fives' has been declared)

Scene setting: Sitting around Kaley's bar, there are not enough seats for everyone present. Melanie is sitting in a chair and gets up to get a drink, and Ryann (one without a seat) immediately takes advantage of the situation. She sits in Melanie's chair as soon as she has gotten up, and promptly declares "DEBOED!"

deboed by Crony October 2, 2006

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026