De-Covid

When you wake up and figure out this rona is bs. Fuck this CVBS. CORONA VIRUS BULL SHIT

Once you learn to de-covid yourself and your friends you will be at peace with yourself and the world.

by Joey's corp September 23, 2020

La Purga De COVID

The day after the company COVID vaccine mandates take effect and the company terminates everyone who has not provided their vaccine card.

My department lost 6 people during La Purga De COVID and now I have to work 2 hours of overtime every day. On the upside the office is much less divided.

by Rickapedia October 18, 2021

Decovidise

To either kill the coronavirus or prevent from it

The efforts are being made to decovidise those who have contacted the Covid-19.

by birbaljha May 4, 2020

Decovidized Air

Manufactured oxygen boosted with antibacterial agents that promises to kill all coronaviruses and their variants, which might serve as a natural substitute to constantly wearing a face mask and annually being jabbed one or twice a year.

In case this decovidized air thing really works, Joe decided to order a few tanks from Alibaba—doesn’t it look like finally some snake oil salesmen have brought in some fresh air in the field of creative marketing, especially in the midst of a pandemic?

by MathPlus April 4, 2022

Decovid

To take an alcohol bath every time you touch something public in 2020

I had to decovid myself after visiting the convenient store.

by Covid19 hater March 24, 2020