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Tour de Keller 

A guise for gay butt sex, a Tour de Keller is when two men tell everyone that they are going for a leisurely bike ride, but instead go behind the dumpster at a local Wendy's, and proceed to take turns fisting and pounding each others assholes. Their assholes be in obvious pain, but they can simply claim it was from the long bike ride.
Steve: hey man, you want to take a tour de Keller?
Patrick: yeah, I could use a good pounding, but need a good excuse to tell my wife why my underwear is blood stained.
Tour de Keller by J funktacular June 10, 2013

kelvin de jong 

He is a man with no loyality, he is a man wo lover women, he is a man with a Nice head, he is a man Who can help you in impossible times , Kelvin de jong fixed die meids
Kelvin de jong, is a men from his word
kelvin de jong by Stoppen February 25, 2017

Kelsey de Bruschetta 

Absolute semen hungry slut, who is into scat and golden showers.
Man you really like your piss mono, your like a Kelsey de Bruschetta
Sometimes considered a nice person but mean if it comes to it. He loves games. He lives to get lit at parties. He has always been a good friend.
Dekel you wanna come out here
Dekel by Sarah fisher November 22, 2021

Assaf Dekel 

An example for the ideal male species.
A super intelligent human being which is often a symbol and idol for the human race.
Assaf Dekel!! WOW!!!
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WOW!!! Assaf Dekel!!
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WOW!!! Assaf Dekel!! WOW!!!
Assaf Dekel by Elohim March 27, 2005
Dekel is an amazing person and a friend, always there for you a very funny person who makes everyone laugh, it’s a boy’s name and a girl’s name, the guys who are called dekel are gentlemen and caring but the girls are absolutely beautiful usually have the best and most addictive smile the can get mad but only because they care.
I just started dating Dekel she makes me laugh I love her

I met Dekel yesterday he’s the best guy ever
Dekel by True words only November 21, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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