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dave chapelle 

Comedian who has his own show on comedy central. He makes funny satires of the black race, and I think the only reason he can get away with it is because he is, himself, black. ;) not hatin', though. Love black people, asians, whatever. No racism in my house, except on chapelle's show. Very funny man, he imitates r. kelly, and li'l jon, among other people and things.
can i see your proof of insurance?

WHAT?

can i see your proof of insurance?

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can i see your proof of insurance?

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can i see your proof of insurance?

OKAY!!!!!
dave chapelle by deldelda July 29, 2004

Dave Chapelle 

How dums-asses say "Dave Chappelle." Come on people, learn how to spell. If you do, maybe your preschool teacher will award you with a sticker because your sooooo special.
Dumbshit: Dave Chappelle iz da shiznit. haf baced iz ausome.
Person Who Can Spell: It's "Dave Chappelle." You stupid, imbread, uneducated son of a bitch!

dave chapelle 

Guy who got paid 50 million and was supposed to have a new season of Chapelle Show in 2005. Then he gets sick and his writers quit to work on other shows.

Chapelle hires new writers, but then he judges new material unamusing. Months pass and now, even the dumbest audience members are wondering how Chapelle could have lost momentum.

He comes back to a slightly disappointed audience
Lakers were up by 20 points. But, they must have drank some kinda Dave Chapelle sports-drink 'cause they let the Pacers come back and then just barely won in overtime.
dave chapelle by HonkusSeized April 20, 2005

dave chapelle 

funny show. Sucks at standup. Enjoys entertaining his audience for 57 minutes with the sole sentance "naw naw, im serious."
Dave chapelle has a friggen hilarious show. His standup, however, could use some work.
dave chapelle by shooter August 29, 2005

Dave Chapelle 

A heavily overrated comedian who, while he is at times hilarious, like everyone says he is, has some gags which are pathetic and stupid beyond being funny at all (such as the "World Series of Dice," which is only funny to people with IQs in the negatives). People who say he is the greatest comedian of all time (many people I know have) are wrong for a fact.
Dave Chapelle is the most overrated comedian of all time.
Dave Chapelle by Supergeek April 9, 2008

dave chapelle 

washed up comedian who was never really that funny. I am glad he hasn't come back to comedy central.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
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sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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