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A fucking, ultra mega douchetard. A gay fish. Origin: A guy who calls himself "Dashbo," because that's what autocorrect kept changing his name to, who thinks himself above everyone else, like Kanye West.
Pretty Girl, being hit on by guy, sees his expensive truck's custom plate reads: DASHBO
Pretty Girl: "What's dashbo?"
Guy (Dashbo): "All this, girl. "
Pretty Girl: "... Fuck off."
dashbo by Original306TruckClub April 5, 2015
Words you can keep
A ladies man who can get "drunk as fuck" and still pull hot chicks.
Dashbo fucked all our wives... And we loved him for it!
Dashbo by Dashbo June 14, 2007

Dashboard Special 

(Noun) The blowjob one receives from another player while in a vehicle in GTA; the RP version of the IRL sexual act called road head .

Made famous by Samantha Jones, Sandy Shores' fiiiiiiinest neighborhood hooker in the DOJRP community by YouTube creator BayAreaBuggs.
-"Hopefully you brought some clean lips for that dashboard special."
-"Oh, always. That's my one and only technique."
Dashboard Special by DixieRekt26 October 18, 2017

Dashboarded 

This is when you push the eject disc button on your Xbox360, which sends to you the dashboard. The cause of this is when playing any game preferably modern warfare 2 and you get killed in such a stupid way that you rage and dashboard.
"Im Reecey" dashboarded faster than diana.
Dashboarded by Corp Ad. April 6, 2010
Peter : bro, where is your passport?
Charles : DASHONG!! i left it in the cab!!
dashong by birdyJ June 15, 2016

dashbomb 

To post 10+ things to Tumblr in under a minute, flooding the dashboard of all your followers.
Audreyhepburncomplex dashbombed me with average photography, so I had to unfollow it.
dashbomb by hydeorhepburn May 15, 2009

Dashboard Elvis 

Term used to describe the stressful act of having excessive demands placed upon you, or being unfairly manipulated, by colleagues or partners, to such an extent that you seem to have lost control of your limbs and are spiralling aimlessly from one task to the next without accomplishing a thing.

Derives from the car ornament of the same name where a jumpsuit clad image of the King spins frantically on the dashboard.
"How did that fucker get the job? He keeps changing his fuckin' mind and now I'm jumpin' around like a Dashboard Elvis."

"She told me to pick up the laundry, then pick up the kids after I've put the photos into Boots! She's got me dancin' around like a Dashboard Elvis."
Dashboard Elvis by Erchie McGeakle December 24, 2006
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