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Shorten form of dardy (the coolest form of cool)
Guy #1: Check out my new ride
Guy #2: Nice one dards!
Dards by lol, wut? September 15, 2011
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Darkseid 

One of the most powerful beings in the entire DC multiverse. The inspiration for thanos from marvel, (yes that’s right I went there)

A new god and villain most known for being the arch nemesis of the justice league

Seeks to conquer the universe which is why he wants “the anti life equation”

In 2021 Darkseid finally made his live action film debut in “Zack snyders justice league”

Considered one of the best villains of all time in comics and media.
Darkseid destroys thanos any day of the week

“There is no rao, only darkseid”

Darkseid has powerful abilities one of which is the “omega effect” which emits powerful laser like beams through his eyes which can tear through and incinerate anything unless he wills it not to

Darkseid is a god, other villains are merely pretending to be “gods”
Darkseid by SoBsubsidiary> August 24, 2022
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DarkSimp 

A power hungry villain from the depths of Apoachalypse, has a chicken daughter and sends his minion “Steppenweiner” (willy) to retrieve the anti simp equation

DarkSimp wishes to subjugate every internet thottie and e-girl under his control and to conquer the internet for himself, a true god he is as his endless quest for conquering worlds and war defines his bloodthirsty demeanor

Eliminates Egirls, thotties, onlyfans girls in his spare time Which solidify DarkSimp as a necessary evil.

A true god in his own right and in the LITERAL SENSE, for every form he appears in is but merely an avatar of his true form, can NEVER be truly destroyed or defeated.

DarkSimp refuses to simp and his name signifies his darkness and vow to destroy cruel woman that break modern mens hearts which has gained a fanbase that prays to Lord DarkSimp himself.
Nobody:

DarkSimp: I AM THE GOD OF GODS!!!!!! WATCH HOW A TRUE GOD DISMANTLES THE FEMININE EGO!

*proceeds to delete every E girls Tik Tok account and crashes onlyfans site*

People: ALL HAIL DARKSIMP

*bows down and worships*

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DarkSimp is a multiversal threat that evens the odds for men under the threat of being cancelled by woman or humiliated by society.

any woman that believes themself above society and men clearly has yet to acknowledge and face the wrath of DarkSimp!

simps and regular men aren’t the only ones thankful that DarkSimp exist, he may not be their leader (he’s their GOD and MORE) but rather the answer to the question of “how do I beat hoes at their own game?”

DarkSimp > any god EVER
DarkSimp by Nukedmunxxx March 27, 2022

DARKSIMP 

internet meme villain that spawned sometime after the snyder cut of justice league was released.

Revealed to be a variant of “junior the egomaniac” (internet cringemaster) rather than old J himself, DARKSIMP is often found in YouTube comment sections, memes, occasionally takes a dip into reddit forums to spread word of his coming.

Not to be confused with a Redditor or “SIMP” (dare I say) as DARKSIMP IS A GOD WELL ABOVE THE REST and often reminds forgetful foolish mortals of it

Simps for NO WOMAN, and even puts them in their place or humbles them (and men occasionally) to the point of submission to DarkSimps will
EXAMPLE:

there is no beginning or end to DARKSIMP, DARKSIMP SIMPLY IS

outside of the multiverse Exists the true form of DARKSIMP

god: phew, finally wiped out of all evil, humanity should be fairly safe now

True Form DARKSIMP: hahahahahahahahaa

God: …..who’s there???

True Form DARKSIMP: i am above all things as you are above humanity and creation

God: *worries*

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DARKSIMP is the answer to when one’s gf or bf cheats on them and needs justice for that they need only to pray to Lord DarkSimp and in time he shall answer

DARKSIMP is the darkness and the void left by the absence of good or mere simping, for simps go into hiding when DARKSIMP is even mentioned

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DARKSIMP, a newly emerged supervillain that’s presumed to face off against all Internet personalities or social media influencers, for THEY CANNOT DENY DARKSIMP.

DARKSIMP: “your submission is mandatory”

Presidents: yes my lord

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Random fuckboi: pfff am I actually gonna be scared of some nameless edgelord Criminal???

DARKSIMP: *stands unimpressed* (as usual)

Random fuckboi: whatever I got plans, begone loser

*walks off*

DARKSIMP: plans are of no use to a dead man

*PROCEEDS TO BURN HIM ALIVE WITH THE JUNEMEGA BEAMS!!!!!!!*

*ZZZZZAAPPPPPFFFFFFFFRRRKKKHKHKHKHHHZZZZ*

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DARKSIMP is the meme lord of meme lords, and ruler of memes and GOD OF GODS, he requires your complete submission and laughs at the perishing screams of his foes

There is no god ONLY DARKSIMP!
DARKSIMP by Bujjwaxxxboujee March 31, 2022

DarkSimp 

Most powerful antagonist in the entire multiverse even exists outside of it but in order to personally destroy his foes and insult/humiliate everyone he enters through an avatar

DarkSimp only appears as he wants you to perceive him as

Often thwarted by a group cringe tik tokers

DarkSimp often refers to himself in the third person as he is above laws and ethics, he can do as he pleases and enjoys torturing others

DarkSimp appears as a villain in occasionally internet memes/comics and has spawned a number of followers/cultists who worship him as the perfect example of what people should strive to be in the face of opposition and war

“Everyone wants heroes but villains do what nobody does yet secretly wants” -DarkSimp

“You Dare lay hands on DarkSimp ??!”
Girl: *challenges DarkSimp to a dance off*

DarkSimp: *unimpressed*

*lasers her, incinerates her with the Junemega beams*

DarkSimp is ABOVE ALL, DOES AS PLEASES, even the old gods and other entities fear DarkSimp

There is evil, and there IS DARKSIMP
There is powerful, there is god level and then THERE IS DARKSIMP
DarkSimp by WitchesNsnitches_> August 25, 2022

Ur dads a lesbian 

When Your mom gay fails to work because your opponent came back at u with "No U" hit em' with this one. not only will it end their life, but then it'll mean that their dad likes girls and that's gay because girls like PP
You: Your mom is gay.

Opponent: No U
You: Ur dads a lesbian
Opponent: *turns gay and dies*
Ur dads a lesbian by eggwater March 5, 2018

The Dads car 

A car that everyones friend's dad has that is very fast.
Eh bro you got the dads car today I wanna go fast in it. Hey Greg can you drive your dads car today
The Dads car by yeahIk April 25, 2022
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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