1. F*cking dard, you don't wipe before shitting.
2. Dude, the other day, I was going to the bathroom, and I shit, but I didn't wipe, and now, I got a dry dard stuck on my crack.
2. Dude, the other day, I was going to the bathroom, and I shit, but I didn't wipe, and now, I got a dry dard stuck on my crack.
by Roybertito January 2, 2006
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1.
to cease to live; undergo the complete and permanent cessation of all vital functions; become dead.
2.
(of something inanimate) to cease to exist.
3.
no longer living; deprived of life;
1.
to cease to live; undergo the complete and permanent cessation of all vital functions; become dead.
2.
(of something inanimate) to cease to exist.
3.
no longer living; deprived of life;
by rottedcockmeat June 22, 2011
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Or
Someone Who is Cool, Or A Good Bloke.
Or
Someone Who is Cool, Or A Good Bloke.
*What's Going On Dard?*
*We Drinking Tonight Or What Dard?*
OR
Person 1: Give Us A Smoke Bruv?
Person 2: Yeah Dard..
OR
Person 1: Whats Going On My Dard?
Person 2: Not Much Dardy!
*We Drinking Tonight Or What Dard?*
OR
Person 1: Give Us A Smoke Bruv?
Person 2: Yeah Dard..
OR
Person 1: Whats Going On My Dard?
Person 2: Not Much Dardy!
by Tha Cro January 7, 2013
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Get the Dard mug.1) a good fellow or acquaintance
2) in the bad form, to describe an unquaint person or if one of their mannerisms irks you
2) in the bad form, to describe an unquaint person or if one of their mannerisms irks you
1) "Hello, my quaint dard!" "How goes it?"
Or
2) A: Omg that girl just flipped her weave in my face.
B: What a dard.
Or
2) A: Omg that girl just flipped her weave in my face.
B: What a dard.
by quaintbirches101 May 1, 2014
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