6 definitions by WitchesNsnitches_>

Overpriced piece of garb, or just a newly updated PS4, pretty lazy “innovation” tbh

Not terrible but nothing groundbreaking, the PS5 is just a moderately modified PS4

Wait for the price to go down hopefully then it might be worth taking home
PS5 is excellent albeit mid

Anyone who bashes the PS5 probably can’t even afford one, oof the irony, Am I right??
by WitchesNsnitches_> September 2, 2022
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Peter parkers workplace that demands pictures of Spider-Man even if they’re leaked from Spider-Man’s onlyfans which btw he should start one if he were “truly a genius”

Daily bugle is run by mr jameson

Spider-Mans pictures are often published by the daily bugle with a slandering tagline or misinformation about the web headed wall crawler as jameson strives to ruin his image to Peter parkers dismay
Daily bugle is located in New York City, duh!

Peter Parker works for the daily bugle
by WitchesNsnitches_> September 2, 2022
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Pretty fine console released in 2013 but no one really bought one until later on.

Has Batman Arkham knight (idgaf about Xbox lol) and Spider-Man PS4, yes I know we got the best exclusives

Though had a relatively short life once it got overshadowed by the quickly revealed expensive PS5 but PS4 still has more time on the market
PS4 > Xbox

PS4 is beautiful, PS4 pro is gorgeous, PS4 pro super slim is glorious.

The default gaming system for gen z or people that don’t really game
by WitchesNsnitches_> September 2, 2022
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Most powerful antagonist in the entire multiverse even exists outside of it but in order to personally destroy his foes and insult/humiliate everyone he enters through an avatar

DarkSimp only appears as he wants you to perceive him as

Often thwarted by a group cringe tik tokers

DarkSimp often refers to himself in the third person as he is above laws and ethics, he can do as he pleases and enjoys torturing others

DarkSimp appears as a villain in occasionally internet memes/comics and has spawned a number of followers/cultists who worship him as the perfect example of what people should strive to be in the face of opposition and war

“Everyone wants heroes but villains do what nobody does yet secretly wants” -DarkSimp

“You Dare lay hands on DarkSimp ??!”
Girl: *challenges DarkSimp to a dance off*

DarkSimp: *unimpressed*

*lasers her, incinerates her with the Junemega beams*

DarkSimp is ABOVE ALL, DOES AS PLEASES, even the old gods and other entities fear DarkSimp

There is evil, and there IS DARKSIMP
There is powerful, there is god level and then THERE IS DARKSIMP
by WitchesNsnitches_> August 26, 2022
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chris stuckmann grew up with everything including YOU, your mom, Amazon.com, cocaine, god, the cure for cancer, ALL OF IT!

I grew up with chris stuckmann and you grew up with chris Stuckmann whether you like it or not!
by WitchesNsnitches_> September 2, 2022
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