Word used to describe the repeated shits that you get the day after an evening of drinking to excess.
Stands for: Day After Drinking Shits
May also come with a delayed hangover or could creep upon you later in the day as delayed DADS.
Stands for: Day After Drinking Shits
May also come with a delayed hangover or could creep upon you later in the day as delayed DADS.
Example:
Joe: "Hey Casey? Wanna come out boating with us?"
Casey: "No, I better not. I drank an ass load of all kinds of stuff last night, and I don't want to keep docking to run to the restroom. I've the DADS really bad dude."
Joe: "Hey Casey? Wanna come out boating with us?"
Casey: "No, I better not. I drank an ass load of all kinds of stuff last night, and I don't want to keep docking to run to the restroom. I've the DADS really bad dude."
by all4us August 19, 2009
by jnovakane February 08, 2005
by StupidSexyWizard January 13, 2017
dave: “how was the bar last night?”
mark: “good but now i have DADS and i’m not near the bathroom!”
dave: “shit man you better run”
mark: “good but now i have DADS and i’m not near the bathroom!”
dave: “shit man you better run”
by NotYourRealName June 10, 2018
Day After Drinking Shits
The horribly held together feces that erupts out of the anus the morning after a night of heavy drinking. These "DADS," usually comprised of mostly water and loose turd wannabes, are not pleasant and represent one of the many downfalls of drinking that one experiences the day after. A DADS ceremony can be held in the early morning til the dwindling hours of the evening...if one has the strength and courage to imprison a DADS for that long. To experience a DADS first hand, there are only two things one must do. Eat a healthy, carb-and-protein-filled diet and drink lots of mother nature's divine gift, alcohol.
The horribly held together feces that erupts out of the anus the morning after a night of heavy drinking. These "DADS," usually comprised of mostly water and loose turd wannabes, are not pleasant and represent one of the many downfalls of drinking that one experiences the day after. A DADS ceremony can be held in the early morning til the dwindling hours of the evening...if one has the strength and courage to imprison a DADS for that long. To experience a DADS first hand, there are only two things one must do. Eat a healthy, carb-and-protein-filled diet and drink lots of mother nature's divine gift, alcohol.
*two roommates are sitting in their dorm room playing a casual video game of FIFA 15 when all of a sudden one stands up..
Roommate 1: "Dude...I'm about to have a DADS"
Roommate 2: "Good luck my friend."
*roommate 1 sprints out the door.
Roommate 1: "Dude...I'm about to have a DADS"
Roommate 2: "Good luck my friend."
*roommate 1 sprints out the door.
by Idontfunkwithyou February 20, 2015
Megan Fox is DADS.....Or Jessica Simpson is DADS or.. Kyle Sandilands is DADS... Pete Doherty is DADS.. (Sorry to any fans for these celebs in advance)
by giuliocc October 07, 2009
An acronym for Dumb As Dog Shit.
(Medicine: A life-threatening disease ie. DADS disease)
Refers to a person of incredible stupidity. For example, a person who would stick a knife in a power point just to see if it hurt.
(Medicine: A life-threatening disease ie. DADS disease)
Refers to a person of incredible stupidity. For example, a person who would stick a knife in a power point just to see if it hurt.
This young man electrocuted himself by sticking a knife into a power point. Obviously he had a terminal case of DADS disease.
by Claudia Rose July 08, 2006