Dangledo

Penis; Used while romping.

No! I won't suck your dangledo!

by M-Jizzle July 14, 2008

Dangledoogle

What a person might say in an Australian accent when they are in a bit of trouble with someone.

*Dave is in trouble with Pete*
Dave: “Pete has gut me by tha ‘dangledoogle.’”

by Clappedman63 June 19, 2018

dingledodies

Dingledodies is a word invented by Jack Kerouac to describe ‘the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a common place thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars…’
Describes, a wild spirit, a funny person, someone that's not boring at all, someone that's different and pleasant (and humurous to hang with).
Also, the comedian Russell Howard made 'Dingledodies' the title of his DVD in 2009.

Oh, man, what a bunch of dingledodies...

by JoS October 20, 2013

dingledorf

A dingledorf is someone of supposed average intelligence, but makes incredibly brainless misjudgments. They are the kind of people that even the Pope could strangle with his bare hands. They make you grab you head and scream for murder. They will test you to your limits of humanity.

Oh dude, I cannot believe it. the fucking dingledorf drove off and left his wife and kids in the middle of the desert.

by Guido1 March 3, 2008

dingledonut

The result of having your pet rat shit on a plate of donuts while you're having sex with your dog. A dingledonut is something to avoid during or after a prayer service with Princess Peussie and/or Mary Mount or MOJO.

"Peussie fed me that dingledonut, knowing it would make me vomit on MOJO at the High Mass"
OR
"So there it was floating face down in the toilet, that damned nasty dingledonut"

by Marcus Holly January 2, 2008

Dangled Pardon

The disingenuous use of Presidential Power to favorably manipulate a targeted individual's behavior, while never intending to actually execute a pardon order.

Who sucked on the dangled pardon? Who lied, cheated, mis-directed authorities and forever soiled their reputation?...and Is STILL GOING TO FUCKING JAIL?...

by YAWA March 8, 2019

Danglerod

When a penis goes limp, back to its normal, non-excited state.

"Man I was so turned on until I saw her hairy mole...Instant danglerod, dude."

"That girl needs to lose those pounds if she wants him to lose the danglerod."

"The thought of seeing her naked makes me go all the way danglerod."

by apenape October 22, 2009