dangledong

when you can't get a rock solid hard on no matter how much porn you watch but is 13 feet long. this makes the worthless sh-meat dangle outside your pants. the origins come from as early as 1486 A.C. when a man named fuckhorse saw dick at age 50 and went: "damn I have a fucking dangledong! how do i pound now?" word spread and he became known as the virgin lord as no woman ever fucked him at that point. today we still carry on the saying knowing it will ruin that persons manhood

- that dangledong is worse than my fixed dogs ballsack
- your just a fucking dangledong!

dangledong by longdong pounder April 19, 2021

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Dangledoogle

What a person might say in an Australian accent when they are in a bit of trouble with someone.

*Dave is in trouble with Pete*
Dave: “Pete has gut me by tha ‘dangledoogle.’”

Dangledoogle by Clappedman63 June 19, 2018

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dingledonut

The result of having your pet rat shit on a plate of donuts while you're having sex with your dog. A dingledonut is something to avoid during or after a prayer service with Princess Peussie and/or Mary Mount or MOJO.

"Peussie fed me that dingledonut, knowing it would make me vomit on MOJO at the High Mass"
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"So there it was floating face down in the toilet, that damned nasty dingledonut"

dingledonut by Marcus Holly January 2, 2008

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dingledong

When your lazy ass son walks around with his socks hanging half way off his feet. The sock part hanging off the end of the foot is called a : 'dingledong'.

It actually drove my 7 year old daughter nuts, and she actually came up with the word 'dingledong'. We happened to be talking about what a dingleberry was before hand. I guess that was her inspiration.

Austin pull up ur damn socks you have dingledongs.

dingledong by Jon Feutz April 1, 2007