When two men wander into a cemetary and dig up a women's dead
body. One of them puts there face
right next to her vagina while the other jumps on the girls stomach to
see what bodily fluids pour out onto the others face.
Mike: Hey
steve I'm feeling really
kinky right now. Want to go romping? I was looking in the obituaries and I saw this really hot girl that just died.
Steve: Hell yeah I'll go...I got dibs on my face in her vagina first.
Mike: Fine but next time I get that spot.