dingledonut 

The result of having your pet rat shit on a plate of donuts while you're having sex with your dog. A dingledonut is something to avoid during or after a prayer service with Princess Peussie and/or Mary Mount or MOJO.

"Peussie fed me that dingledonut, knowing it would make me vomit on MOJO at the High Mass"
OR
"So there it was floating face down in the toilet, that damned nasty dingledonut"

dingledonut by Marcus Holly January 2, 2008

dinglenut 

an adjective used to describe a peron whose actions are silly, this term is in no way to be used as an insult, but in the spirit of playfulness. (not to be confused with the UD definition of dinglenuts.)

He is so silly! What a dinglenut!

dinglenut by ljs77 May 10, 2011

dingledouche

Occurs before or during douching, the act of finding dingleberries stuck to your douche during the douching process.

That bitch left her dingledouche on the fuckin toilet seat again!!!

dingledouche by xXMustardManXx January 31, 2008

Quindarious Dinglenut 

A male consisting of goofy proportions; they usually make loud, obnoxious and unnecessary sounds, though sometimes they're funny. They pull a massive mount of bitches, unlike you. They know many odd facts and are pretty school smart, though they aren't very good at socializing with others. You could also describe a person with tourettes as a, "Quindarious Dinglenut"; seeing as they often make goofy sounds. When describing a female as a Quindarious Dinglenut, you would call them a, Quingadingaling Dingolorgs; though I bet that the only women you will ever find is on Fortnite, and even then, they are a 500 pound black man in a white van with too much candy to count. You can find a Quindarious Dinglenut in a middle school, though they are more commonly found in High schools and colleges. When two Quindarious Dinglenut's encounter one another, they usually have a battle of the Quind's. Where they lay on their stomache's, pull out their pocket knife's, and try to shank the other; the winner is the Quindarious Dinglenut that isn't bleeding on the floor. They usually make very rude and derogatory jokes, though they don't ever mean it, genuinely. Many people hate them, and even though they have a lovable exterior, they are usually dying on the inside.

There is no context; stop readeing this and go get some bitches, this is why your dad left. You Quindarious Dinglenut.

Quindarious Dinglenut by SugomaBofaDeez November 15, 2022

dingledong

When your lazy ass son walks around with his socks hanging half way off his feet. The sock part hanging off the end of the foot is called a : 'dingledong'.

It actually drove my 7 year old daughter nuts, and she actually came up with the word 'dingledong'. We happened to be talking about what a dingleberry was before hand. I guess that was her inspiration.

Austin pull up ur damn socks you have dingledongs.

dingledong by Jon Feutz April 1, 2007

dingledongdoorknocker 

a very huge erect penis

i was with my girl friend and she wanted to ride my dingledongdoorknocker until she feel asleep.

dingledongdoorknocker by Mr.rambow October 5, 2009

Dingledouche

Dingledouche. Plain and Simple.

G: Yo, look at that dingledouche over there.
F: I know. He's a dingledouche, Plain and Simple.

Dingledouche by Josh Goochie 318 July 19, 2010