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Danger Manger

A nativity set in which several heroic action figures, such as GI Joe or Transformers, have been arranged and posed in humorous ways among the traditional Christian figures. Usually perpetrated by a mischievous child on Christmas morning after having opened his presents, to "try out" his new toys.
"Billy, are you responsible for this Danger Manger? It's very creative, son ... but I don't think it's appropriate to have Destro threatening to gut baby Jesus with his sword. And good heavens, what's Baroness doing with Balthazar?"
Danger Manger by Justin Competent December 23, 2004

Danger to Manifold 

In the movie Fast and the Furious, Brian (Paul Walker) races a FWD Eclipse rice car in a quarter mile drag, and in his haste to beat Dominic (Vin Diesel), used too much NOS and the laptop computer managing his engine told him an there was an imminent danger to his manifold. The metal floorboard for the passenger seat comes lose and flies off his car, somehow linking his manifold and his floorboard as being an integral part of his street racing machine.

Computer: Stage 1 Complete
Paul: <presses Stage 1 NOS button>
Computer: (beeping) Danger to Manifold!
Paul: "Shut up!" <slams shut laptop lid and presses Stage 2 NOS button>

This phrase can be used to describe anything that is bad and you want to reference the movie to make the situation funny.
Person 1: Hey dude, look how ugly that chick is!

Person 2: OMG DANGER TO MANIFOLD!
Danger to Manifold by RRCsteve December 6, 2007

African Man-Dangler 

A sacrifice in which you inject your arm into the ass of the person you're sacrificing. Through the insides, you pop their eyes out and dangle them high in the air.(Usually performed on pygmys and midgets).
I watched an African tribe perform African Man-Dangler rituals on their weak. God bless USA
African Man-Dangler by Red Mike January 18, 2009

Man Dander 

Non-Fecal non-urine human matter left on toilet seat.
He flushed but he still left half a pound of man dander behind.
Man Dander by Zaucha July 4, 2011

manger danger

A play on words to the old adage "stranger danger" (an expression meant for children, beware of strangers who may do you harm) except this being as an expression used in sarcasm, as a mocking cry for Christians’ who are paranoid that Christmas is under attack in different directions, from the storefronts' secular seasons greetings to the underwhelming populated radical atheists trying to enforce the rule of law, Church versus State, in regards to government property. This term originated on the Daily Show.
Shopper to Clerk: “Don’t tell me ’Happy holidays!’ It’s 'Merry Christmas!' thank you very much!’"

Clerk to his Jewish Co-worker: “Oh dear, manger danger!"
manger danger by YumiSpewns December 3, 2014

Manger-Danger 

A middle aged woman who is probably the coolest person you know. Likely named Mandy. Does she like Diet Coke? White Claw? Manger dangers like both, sometimes at the same time. She embraces dry shampoo. She owns a nail gun and a Pinterest account.
Was that a Manger-Danger in the Taco John’s drive thru?
Manger-Danger by Sdcreate August 7, 2021
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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