Definitions by YumiSpewns
coattail candidate
A political candidate that gains a great deal of popularity primarily from family name, vise from receiving recognition through his or her own limited accumulative achievements within time of service. Term derived from the adage, "riding on coattails," more often in reference of a son, gaining influence by the popularity of his father, without achieving influence on his own merits.
Hopefully America has been disillioned enough from its past mistakes, and make it a bipartisan effort to refrain from having another coattail candidate from becoming the next president of the United States.
coattail candidate by YumiSpewns January 1, 2015
faux mouplée
"Did you happen to notice that woman's shawl? What do you suppose it's made from?"
"Oh that's faux mouplée, but no worries... No harm was actually done to Muppets in its making."
"Oh that's faux mouplée, but no worries... No harm was actually done to Muppets in its making."
faux mouplée by YumiSpewns December 19, 2014
mehkay
adj. - mediocre in level of quality; lying somewhere between OK (or fine) and barely tolerable in one's opinion.
Friend1: "How did you find the movie?"
Friend2: "it was mehkay. I at least stayed awake through its entirety."
Friend2: "it was mehkay. I at least stayed awake through its entirety."
mehkay by YumiSpewns December 5, 2014
Word of the Day on December 13, 2014
bit-hoe
A female who posts an online dating profile which obviously indicates her intentions in finding a mate that receives a bigger paycheck than herself. Coined from the terms bitcoin and hoe. (Also see bitwhore.)
Don't bother emailing her, she's obviously a bit-hoe! Reason one, she stated on her page twice that she's looking for someone who is "ambitious," which we all know is code word for "got bank!" Reason two, she indicated that her salary is $35,000-50,000, and yet she has selected in her preferences, that she's only interested in someone who makes $50,000 or higher; a profile resounding with earmarks of a bit-hoe, if I've ever seen one!
bit-hoe by YumiSpewns December 5, 2014
autodouchebag
a guy who purchases sports car in attempt to raise his status in society, especially in hopes of improving his own sexual appeal. Optional abbreviated version: autodouche.
A sure sign of autodouchebags is when you see their cars parked too close to the neighboring empty space in order to deter other people from parking there, so that there will be less risk of their own car being scratched or damaged by the "inferior" drivers.
autodouchebag by YumiSpewns December 3, 2014
ariolalignment
When a female's nipples are well aligned with one another, where as an offset ariolalignment is likely symptomatic of a botched breast augmentation. Term coined from ariola (term for nipple) and alignment (in correct, appropriate relative position).
Dude! How can you stand watching that crass type of pornography? I mean just look at that woman! Her ariolalignment is completely off; each nipple is pointing to polar opposites of the earth! Seriously, I bet she had her boobjob done behind a Chunky Cheese!
ariolalignment by YumiSpewns December 3, 2014
manger danger
A play on words to the old adage "stranger danger" (an expression meant for children, beware of strangers who may do you harm) except this being as an expression used in sarcasm, as a mocking cry for Christians’ who are paranoid that Christmas is under attack in different directions, from the storefronts' secular seasons greetings to the underwhelming populated radical atheists trying to enforce the rule of law, Church versus State, in regards to government property. This term originated on the Daily Show.
Shopper to Clerk: “Don’t tell me ’Happy holidays!’ It’s 'Merry Christmas!' thank you very much!’"
Clerk to his Jewish Co-worker: “Oh dear, manger danger!"
Clerk to his Jewish Co-worker: “Oh dear, manger danger!"
manger danger by YumiSpewns December 3, 2014