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A term basically used when a man or woman temporarily makes due with someone as his or her mate, while actually still in search for a mate that bares superior superficial qualities for an ideal lover.
Shelly don't tell me, you've finally settled already? You just put yourself out there! You have to take your time to score the bigger better deal, girl!
by YumiSpewns November 26, 2014
Get the bigger better deal mug.This hypofeminist believes that she should receive equal pay as a male, yet still adheres to the antiquated expectations that it’s the man’s role to handle all the expenses within dating activities, failing to acknowledge the blatant hypocrisy.
by YumiSpewns November 22, 2014
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Get the FBBF mug.an abdominal condition in which one's abs can only be seen if in the flexed position or state, then disappear when relaxed.
Man, I think I need to start reducing my beer intake, or switch over to the light calorie crap; my six pack is now their substandard version of peekaboo-abs!
by YumiSpewns October 14, 2011
Get the peekaboo-abs mug."Did you happen to notice that woman's shawl? What do you suppose it's made from?"
"Oh that's faux mouplée, but no worries... No harm was actually done to Muppets in its making."
"Oh that's faux mouplée, but no worries... No harm was actually done to Muppets in its making."
by YumiSpewns December 19, 2014
Get the faux mouplée mug.A play on words to the old adage "stranger danger" (an expression meant for children, beware of strangers who may do you harm) except this being as an expression used in sarcasm, as a mocking cry for Christians’ who are paranoid that Christmas is under attack in different directions, from the storefronts' secular seasons greetings to the underwhelming populated radical atheists trying to enforce the rule of law, Church versus State, in regards to government property. This term originated on the Daily Show.
Shopper to Clerk: “Don’t tell me ’Happy holidays!’ It’s 'Merry Christmas!' thank you very much!’"
Clerk to his Jewish Co-worker: “Oh dear, manger danger!"
Clerk to his Jewish Co-worker: “Oh dear, manger danger!"
by YumiSpewns December 3, 2014
Get the manger danger mug.a guy who purchases sports car in attempt to raise his status in society, especially in hopes of improving his own sexual appeal. Optional abbreviated version: autodouche.
A sure sign of autodouchebags is when you see their cars parked too close to the neighboring empty space in order to deter other people from parking there, so that there will be less risk of their own car being scratched or damaged by the "inferior" drivers.
by YumiSpewns December 3, 2014
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