ambigusexual. am-big-yoo-sek-shoo-uhl or, especially Brit., -seks-yoo-
-adjective. Of, pertaining to, or exhibiting actions of sexual behavior that are in contrary with each other.
-noun. An ambigusexual person.
-adjective. Of, pertaining to, or exhibiting actions of sexual behavior that are in contrary with each other.
-noun. An ambigusexual person.
Paul: "Did you hear? Clifton just got thrown outta the 'World's Friendliest Karaoke Bar' in Seattle! On New Year's Eve Eve... even!"
Terry: "That's no surprise. That establishment holds in the deepest respects toward heterosexuals, bisexuals, transvestites, and hermaphrodites... But when it comes down to brass taxes; they hold a 'no tolerance policy' for ambigusexuals. It's established so that the regulars won't be left scratchin' their heads about a newcomer’s sexuality."
Paul: "Huh... it makes sense. But poor, poor Clifton, I'm fairly certain he was just trying to make some new friends. He sometimes tries too hard, and comes out overly enthusiastic. Did you know that he's actually straight?"
Terry: "Really?! That is surprising! I mean for a guy whose karaoke callsign is 'Marsha Marsha Marsha'!
Paul: "Yea... It's been that for years... It has somethin' to do with that show, 'Scrubs' and its Medical Doctor character, JD. It was given to him by a friend and he's been stuck with it ever since.
Strangely though, he treats it with a sense of sentimentality."
Terry: "Say no more! Message clearly received! 'Scrubs' is a great show! But poor, poor Clifton, what a confused soul he must be right now."
Terry: "That's no surprise. That establishment holds in the deepest respects toward heterosexuals, bisexuals, transvestites, and hermaphrodites... But when it comes down to brass taxes; they hold a 'no tolerance policy' for ambigusexuals. It's established so that the regulars won't be left scratchin' their heads about a newcomer’s sexuality."
Paul: "Huh... it makes sense. But poor, poor Clifton, I'm fairly certain he was just trying to make some new friends. He sometimes tries too hard, and comes out overly enthusiastic. Did you know that he's actually straight?"
Terry: "Really?! That is surprising! I mean for a guy whose karaoke callsign is 'Marsha Marsha Marsha'!
Paul: "Yea... It's been that for years... It has somethin' to do with that show, 'Scrubs' and its Medical Doctor character, JD. It was given to him by a friend and he's been stuck with it ever since.
Strangely though, he treats it with a sense of sentimentality."
Terry: "Say no more! Message clearly received! 'Scrubs' is a great show! But poor, poor Clifton, what a confused soul he must be right now."
by YumiSpewns December 31, 2010
by YumiSpewns May 28, 2010
When a female's nipples are well aligned with one another, where as an offset ariolalignment is likely symptomatic of a botched breast augmentation. Term coined from ariola (term for nipple) and alignment (in correct, appropriate relative position).
Dude! How can you stand watching that crass type of pornography? I mean just look at that woman! Her ariolalignment is completely off; each nipple is pointing to polar opposites of the earth! Seriously, I bet she had her boobjob done behind a Chunky Cheese!
by YumiSpewns December 03, 2014
A term basically used when a man or woman temporarily makes due with someone as his or her mate, while actually still in search for a mate that bares superior superficial qualities for an ideal lover.
Shelly don't tell me, you've finally settled already? You just put yourself out there! You have to take your time to score the bigger better deal, girl!
by YumiSpewns November 26, 2014
an abdominal condition in which one's abs can only be seen if in the flexed position or state, then disappear when relaxed.
Man, I think I need to start reducing my beer intake, or switch over to the light calorie crap; my six pack is now their substandard version of peekaboo-abs!
by YumiSpewns October 14, 2011
BBD - an acronym for "Bigger Better Deal". A term basically used when a man or woman temporarily makes due with someone as his or her mate, while actually still in search for a mate that bares superior superficial qualities for an ideal lover.
Shelly don't tell me, you've finally settled already? You just put yourself out there! You have to take your time to score the BBD, girl!
by YumiSpewns September 29, 2010
This hypofem believes that she should receive equal pay as a male, yet still adheres to the antiquated expectations that it’s the man’s role to handle all the expenses within dating activities, failing to acknowledge the blatant hypocrisy.
by YumiSpewns November 22, 2014