Damase 

Tall, buff, snarky white dude. Swears a LOT. Is really sweet if you push through the tornado of profanities. Is really into firefighting, martial arts, working out. Loves Marvel movies. Damase is the chillest bro, always ready to lovingly kick your ass!

Person A: Oh look, it's Damase!
Person B: Uh oh, what's he doing now?
Person C: Is that a SWORD ON FIRE
Damase: WHAT'S UP FUCKERS?! WHAT WE DOING TODAY? ROCKS? GUNS? ESCAPE ROOMS? LET'S GO

Urban Dictionary Voter: We should approve this definition cuz Damase's friends are trying to pull a totally tubular prank!
Damase's friends: fucking please.

Damase by turtlehaver December 19, 2020

Damage Limitation 

Damage limitation means actions you take to limit or offset the damaging effects of an accident or error. Well that’s the official line anyway, but in most cases what it means is the person responsible for the fuck up Running around like a striped ass ape in order to cover their own ass and prevent any of the shit flying around from sticking to them.

Camilla Batmanghelidgh’s idea of damage limitation is to cover her own fat ass and blame everyone else.

Damage Limitation by AKACroatalin January 16, 2016

Sperm Damage 

Pain, that transcends physical or mental limitations, and affects the very genetic makeup of your future children. It is more severe than brain damage.

Occurs most often when someone says something so dull, insipid, or moronic that it causes mental distress/pain.

A: Bro, if you lost all your fingers, would you still try to masturbate?

B: Dude, your question just gave me sperm damage.

Sperm Damage by MicahJoe February 11, 2022

collasseral damage 

Getting shit on fingers while wiping one's ass.

I scrubbed my hands like a surgeon after getting collasseral damage from a Taco Bell dump.

collasseral damage by SHLA September 10, 2012

Dramasexual 

A person who is only sexually aroused by the most inappropriate people at the most inappropriate time. Thus causing the maximum amount of drama.

"Why is Elliot hitting on me at my bachlorette party."
"He's a dramasexual."

Dramasexual by Enrique Acosta November 28, 2012

Massive Damage

The HP loss caused by attacking someone's weakspot.

I was in the woods the other day, and this level 45 Ogre tried attacking me, so I stabbed his weakspot for MASSIVE DAMAGE!

Massive Damage by XRXS July 11, 2006

tim damage 

noun: Taking as much unnecessary fall damage as possible in the shortest space of time.

I just took Tim Damage!

tim damage by Auclyn June 24, 2018