Dainism 

Dainism is a group made for Dainsleif out of love by four mentally ill children.

Basically, this man (Dainsleif), has gone through a tragic past and after being cursed with immortality, 500 years later this man met a traveler (us) and he kept trauma dumping on us.

Dainism can be defined as:
1: “I’m going to marry Dainsleif.”

2: “Invite me to the wedding.”

1: “Dainsleif keeps trauma dumping, it’s so sad and funny I’m crying instead of him”

2: “I know, I’ve heard about a theory that said Dainsleif didn’t actually lie about ‘Khaenri’ah still living because he’s alive’ and I cried the entire time.”

Dainism by Dain Stan December 29, 2022

Danism

Danists practice sleeping with on socks on and riding bikes without helmets.

A religion founded by the greatest Dan that lives in the midwestern continental part of the United States.
In Dan Hickey, We Trust.

"Danism is considerably the greatest religion that exists!" exclaimed Al Gore.

Danism by 404 Name Not Found March 21, 2019

Dianism 

A deadly discord cult that will ruin your life

*starts rapping about the illegitimacy of Israel*
dianism moment

Dianism by Benwbwue3i362772whwg May 28, 2020

Dainis 

Semi-popular ultracool name for Latvian men.

Means "man of song" in Latvian.

The second part of the name is pronounced like the "iss" in "miss," and the first part is pronounced like the "di" of "dinosaur."

There are Ebonics variations originating from Chicago's South Side like "Dynast," and "Dyonns."

I met a guy named Dainis last night.

Guys named Dainis are good to know.

Dainis by ViensNoPasaulesDainiem February 6, 2010

dainish 

From the Old English "dain", which has mostly disappeared from the English language except in the negative form "disdain". However, the ORIGINAL & POSITIVE form "dain" is making a comeback among teens and twenties.

"Awesome, fantastic, wonderful."

"Sarah is the most dainish person in the universe!"

dainish by Jeffrey Go-Go-Goven, at Automotive, Martial Arts, Pet and Religious events June 24, 2006

Danism

The belief that you are a God. Luminous beings we are, not this crude matter.

Danist practice the art of self pleasure.

Believers of Danism will recognize that the true Dan has a small penis and that's OK!!!

Danist also have an unnatural fascination with balls.

Danist practice drinkng beer and rooting for the Buffalo Bills.

In Dan Brown we trust, All hail Dan Brown.

"She was worried about the size of his manhood until she found Danism."

Danism by The All Powerful Dan January 31, 2021

Dabinism 

Dabinism is the moral and religious belief that our one true creator is Dabin Woo, who has created the the Ted talk: the power of K-pop ( a searchable youtube video) and attempts to keep her life together by dancing or something

Person A : who tf is Dabin Woo

Person B : the creator of Dabinism and lowkey a hottie

Dabinism by Appletin April 20, 2019