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Danists practice sleeping with on socks on and riding bikes without helmets.

A religion founded by the greatest Dan that lives in the midwestern continental part of the United States.
In Dan Hickey, We Trust.
"Danism is considerably the greatest religion that exists!" exclaimed Al Gore.
Danism by 404 Name Not Found March 21, 2019
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Dainism is a group made for Dainsleif out of love by four mentally ill children.

Basically, this man (Dainsleif), has gone through a tragic past and after being cursed with immortality, 500 years later this man met a traveler (us) and he kept trauma dumping on us.
Dainism can be defined as:
1: “I’m going to marry Dainsleif.”

2: “Invite me to the wedding.”

1: “Dainsleif keeps trauma dumping, it’s so sad and funny I’m crying instead of him”

2: “I know, I’ve heard about a theory that said Dainsleif didn’t actually lie about ‘Khaenri’ah still living because he’s alive’ and I cried the entire time.”
Dainism by Dain Stan December 29, 2022
The insertion of a complex and infrequently used word in a sentence. The use of such word typically occurs once in a lifetime, such as in one's 8th grade vocabulary test.
My first Duanism of the day came when I said the word "superfluous" when I could have easily said someone put extra and irrelevant information in the report.
Duanism by JSpan July 17, 2016

Dianisha 

A compassionate-unique realist that takes no shit from anyone.

Very ambitious, go-getter and always sees the best in others. This person has an amazing sense of humor and lives like to the fullest.

She does not like being controlled and moves at the beat of her own drum. True to herself and does not seek validation from anyone.
Have you talked to Dianisha lately?
Dianisha by Dianisha Nisha November 23, 2021
The belief that you are a God. Luminous beings we are, not this crude matter.

Danist practice the art of self pleasure.

Believers of Danism will recognize that the true Dan has a small penis and that's OK!!!

Danist also have an unnatural fascination with balls.

Danist practice drinkng beer and rooting for the Buffalo Bills.

In Dan Brown we trust, All hail Dan Brown.
"She was worried about the size of his manhood until she found Danism."
Danism by The All Powerful Dan January 31, 2021
A beautiful, smart, driven girl. She is funny, good at sports, a gamer, and awesome in every way. People feel lucky to know her.
Wow! Did you see that lay up??? She must be named Dianis!!!
Dianis by Paris2Luv August 27, 2018
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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