Skip to main content
Dahvie: You know whats better than sex with an 18 year old?
Friend: What?
Dahvie: 2 9 year olds.
Dahvie by dasgai March 29, 2017
Words you can keep
Also known as Dahvie Vanity, the "Elite Hair God". Half of the wonderful and amazing band, Blood On The Dance Floor. He will always be loved.
god music angel dahvie
dahvie by Lawlerballer69 December 7, 2013
Related Words

Dahvie Vanity

One half of the terrible electropop duo "Blood on the Dance Floor." Known as being a creepy pervert, child molester, and all around jerk. He wears terrible makeup, can't sing to save his life, and is worshipped by 12 year old girls with low IQ scores.
Dahvie Vanity took my 12 year old sister onto his tour bus and had sex with her.
Dahvie Vanity by punktematrix November 26, 2013

Dahvie Vanity

A 27 year old man with the writing ability of a 12 year old boy and the singing skills of T-Pain. He's known for being a pedophile, a misogynist and outright repulsive. Has been accused of statutory more than once. He does not have any known ability, musical or otherwise, but young stupid girls seem to think his shitty hair skills and bad makeup is "inventive". Is called creative, but only by 12 year old girls with shitty taste in music.
You don't need a written example, just look Dahvie Vanity's ugly ass up.
Dahvie Vanity by lolbotdf September 11, 2011

Dahvie Vanity

Dahvie Vanity is the main vocalist for techno-alternative group 'Blood on the Dance Floor'. Despite various legal offenses made against him, none of them have been proven. He has stated numerous times that his fans men the world to him, and he wouldn't have gotten to where he is now without them.

He is hated upon by many people, though, due to his looks and the lyrics of his previous songs. He is twenty eight years old, and his song, 'Crucified by Your Lies', is actually his way of retaliating against each of the rumors ever made up about him.

(2013)
During the winter of 2012, Dahvie Vanity and Jayy Von Monroe donated a large amount of money they had earned from their sales to a developing Children's Home, where they were able to help out a lot of kids whose parents were in prison, drug addicts, or unfit for parenting.
Dahvie Vanity by fuck the fame.ˣ November 7, 2013

Dahvie vanity

A kind charitable man that donated lots of homemade milk to the pre schoolers but some mean people accused him of bad things he would never do
Dahvie vanity is a charitable man
Dahvie vanity by End proppy October 12, 2022

Dahvie vanity

A kind charitable man who donated lots of his homemade milk to pre schools during dark times.
Dahvie vanity by Charlotte.spike February 23, 2026
More from Urban Dictionary
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Next