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Dahmien is a funny guy who acts goofy,mean,and kinda dumb sometimes, but deep down he’s really not dumb he just acts that way, also he’s really not even mean. He also may come off as a flirt to us girls

Dahmien’s a great person and he’s very sweet
Dahmien’s bestfriend: You and her would make a cute couple
Girl’s bestfriend: You and dahmien would make a cute couple
Girl: he’s mean to me and doesn’t like me
Girl’s bestfriend: he’s mean to you because he likes you
Dahmien by Liliaania October 20, 2019

damien cullen 

The fattest fuck in St Gregory’s

Claims he’s taught every1 while he still wears the same shorts everyday 😂🤦 ♂️ gives detentions for no reason and uses the word ‘son’ in every sentence
‘I’ll see you at 3:30 son’- Damien cullen
damien cullen by YOURMUMSFAV👀 February 2, 2019

damien maymdien 

The somewhat-main character in the video "maybe i could eat blades of grass".
According to himself, he frequently gets asked the question, "why is everything so dumb and stupid?"
hi, i'm damien maymdien. I know what you're probably thinking, and I've heard it a hundred times.
Although he can be socially awkward, he's a very smart, yet understanding person. He tends to get a lot of backlash for being so closed in but he's trying his best. Although not always as fit as the others, he's an amazing protector, and someone you can open up to. If he seems cold and uncaring, he's really not, just putting on an act. Also, a decent class clown, low-key.

Do not, I repeat, DO NOT anger Damien.
Girl 1: Wow, it seems you two are so happy, I shouldn't have judged him so harshly
Girl 2: He wouldn't blame you, he's a Damien after all.
Damien by QuigglesMcGee May 14, 2018

Damien Nagle 

A famous bagel store owner in Madagascar.
Come on guys, let's go to Damien Nagle's Bagles!
Damien Nagle by Samuel Tang May 2, 2009

damien hirst 

A rich creepy artist obssessed with putting dead shit in formaldehyde
Oh no Dear, please don't invite Damien Hirst round for tea
damien hirst by 700questions September 29, 2009
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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