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Hick-dickering 

Screwing around, wasting time, and/or fucking the dog.
While Deano became a successful cab driver, Shelby spent all his days hick-dickering about and crying over that bitch Leah.

The Daniel Dickerman 

When a man wraps himself in cooked brisket and has five to ten naked women eat it off of him.
Man, doing The Daniel Dickerman kicks ass. I wish my name was Daniel Dickerman.

Dickering 

When you start arguing with someone while your cock is inside of them.
A guy is fucking his girl when she starts asking him whether or not he thinks her sister is hot. When he gives the wrong answer they begin dickering
Dickering by Banned As DC January 1, 2015

hood dickering 

To sell a woman to a pimp for drugs

or labor finder for pimps
I've been hood dickering them hoes all day

I've got to hood dicker me some hoes so I can get some more stones
hood dickering by team boobiez January 12, 2015

dankerino 

When something is so incredibly Dank, it requires a more sophisticated description
"Mate, Dota 2 is dankerino!"

Darkeminence 

Goblin of all peins he will suck it right off
dude watch out hes a darkeminence
Darkeminence by mikejones999999 December 5, 2007
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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