dartard

a dumb ass retard

fucking dartard

by VFperfect September 27, 2011

dartard

A dartard is what my sister just called me. She's dartarded too.

you are such a dartard.

by Meghan111111 January 6, 2009

dartard

The way someone acts when they've grown up as an ogre. One can be drunk, stoned, on bars or even be a snowgre, but they will try to fight everyone, break phones, and eventually pass out in a jungle.

Dartard looks like such a fucking ugly ogre fuck!
You're acting like a fucking dartard.

by Charles A. Sink March 28, 2019

dick dastardly

The fictional character from Wacky Races who always loses. He continuously tries to set traps for other racers which do not work. Perhaps stupidly, whenever he gets ahead in a race he attempts to set a trap for the other racers rather than keeping on going and winning outright. Has a dog minion called Muttley. Drives the Mean Machine

Ehehehehe! Now I will put this long cheesewire between these trees so that whoever gets through is sliced in half! Eheheheh! Oh no! Prof. Pat Pending is blowing it away with another crazy invention! He's blown me into the air! ARGH! MUTTLEY!!! DO SOMETHING!!!

by Jammers August 30, 2005

Darktard

A Burning Man attendee who displays their stupidity by lying down on the Playa at night without blinkies or glow sticks to warn art cars and bicycles of their presence.

See also: speed bump.

Burner 1: "Captain Oops was taken to a med tent last night! He was run over by an octopus out on the Playa!"

Burner 2: "Did he have any blinkies on?"

Burner 1: "No."

Burner 2: "What a darktard."

by Pornj Julius April 30, 2011

dastard

A sneaking, malicious coward

someone who cannot tell their own two feet from their hands.

by shake well before serving July 2, 2005

dastard

a fancy way of saying coward

"I'm smarter than you so I use big words like dastard to describe myself."

by papaya January 30, 2005