Daaif

Resident bullshitter of Loops Integrated

Q:My Neck hurts, can I work from home today?

A: Don't pull a Daaif

Daaif by 10cents September 20, 2022

Daaif Syndrome 

A fake medical excuse used to get out of work

Tom lied about his neck pain to get out of work. I guess he has Daaif syndrome

Daaif Syndrome by WordofW September 21, 2022

daif 

daif

1. an amazing selfless person that everyone loves being around. typically a guy with an amazing cock

2. an asshole that only opens up for his friends but hates anyone who doesnt tolerate new ideas

3. a talented creative person that loves to write, read, dance, take photos, edit. pretty much anything art related

4. all of the above and if they are you should take advantage. theyre an asset to any group!

We need a daif in this group

daif by angrycorndog July 4, 2018

Daaib 

A cool guy with friends, similar to people like Shiven or Joshua. He is awesome dude and is totally not writing this definition for himself

Friend 1 ‘Dude ur the best’
Friend 2 ‘No are Daaib (THE BEST)’

Daaib by screebo09 November 25, 2019

daafiq 

A person who does not believe in science and is deeply religious. Not popular amongst girls. (Very popular amongst other genders)

Girl 1: I dated daafiq
Girl 2: runs away

daafiq by Zaphod42 July 30, 2021

DWAIFAI 

Acronym for "Don't worry about it, forget about it." Can be used to tell someone your business isn't theirs, or just to fuck with someone when answering a question you don't feel like giving a real answer to. See DWAI

Example one:

Jim: Whats good man?
Dan: Not much, how 'bout you.

Jim: Why are there all those bruises on your face, did you get into a fight?
Dan: DWAIFAI

Example 2:

John: Who is your ISP?
Dave: DWAIFAI
John: Wha?
Dave: DWAIFAI

DWAIFAI by peaceking January 11, 2010

dalifoski 

He may not be German, but the quality of his dick is outstanding. The girth of his celestial schlong can not be comprehended by a mortal man. Although he may seem innocent at first, he'll still invade you from behind and that doggy just won't let go. The legend fortold that the average dick size massively jumped, all thanks to Dalifoski.

I hear Dalifoski has a massive cock... Not even gonna ask, it's all obvious now.

At the beginning of time there was Dalifoski and his masive super-cock

dalifoski by KaratePanda December 7, 2021