Acronym for: Designated Attactive Alfa Female. In a group of friends the DAAF is the woman who is most attractive, typically surrounded by at least one DUFF (Designated Ugly Fat Friend). The DAAF is the opposite of the Duff.
Person 1: Detween Hannah, Savannah, and Bethany, who is the DAAF and who is the DUFF?
Person 2: Hannah is for sure the DAAF of the three, and Bethany is the DUFF.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'