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Depornified 

That feeling when you don't get your daily dose of pornography, and start to go mentally insane because of your lack of horniness.

Basically, when you haven't seen actual pornography for a long period of time (usually 24 to 72 hours) and you start to get upset because you haven't seen breasts or cocks, or other body parts in days.

People who have been depornified for months and/or years tend to become more mentally stable after not looking at porn for such a long period of time, and they finally end up socializing with others like a normal functioning human being.
Guy 1: My mom took away my phone, and now I've been depornified!
Guy 2: Good for you, what does that even mean??
Depornified by brian33337 October 16, 2023
Related Words
DePorn, DePorn-ing,
–verb (used with object)

1.To conceal from sight and object of pornographic nature; prevent from being seen or discovered:
2.To obstruct the view of; cover up, an object of pornographic nature.
At what time do we DePorn tomorrow? Production department was DePorned yesterday.
deporn by Rostik February 6, 2007

Depornify 

The act of cleaning your computer of all traces of pornographic material so your wife or girlfriend does not find any incriminating evidence. Full depornification includes cookies, temp files, search strings and a manual search for all jpg and mpg files. This is necessary if you have a computer savvy significant other. Otherwise, a simple disk clean up works fine.
Mark had to quickly depornify his computer as his girlfriend came home early from work.
Depornify by Papa Smurf 69 February 13, 2009

DaDornta 

DaDornta: Weed, Grass, Pot, Chronic...DaDornta does not mean any one specific item in particular, but rather refers to anything marijuana related.
Upon seeing his first ounce of green, Nate exclaimed, "DaDornta!"
DaDornta by Dave-O-Ramma January 17, 2004

Daprontoeffect

“The Pronto Effect” The guaranteed positive results that an individual will encounter determined by their work rate and unprejudiced mindset
I witnessed personal development in a specific area of focus due to Daprontoeffect
Found in remote parts of the world. The Daponte uses his "mutton chops" as a defense to repel the female human. He will be found in rediculous furs also for repelling women, for example his greasy leather headwear. His diet consits of gut wrenching "foods". compelled to vomit out of the blue regularily. Usually Gay. A rare breed.
"That greasy guy must be a daponte... look at all the women within the 50ft radius running the other way!!"
Daponte by RickyBobby186 July 20, 2009