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Found in remote parts of the world. The Daponte uses his "mutton chops" as a defense to repel the female human. He will be found in rediculous furs also for repelling women, for example his greasy leather headwear. His diet consits of gut wrenching "foods". compelled to vomit out of the blue regularily. Usually Gay. A rare breed.

"That greasy guy must be a daponte... look at all the women within the 50ft radius running the other way!!"

Daponte by RickyBobby186 July 20, 2009

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daponte

when someone is acting like a bitch out of the blue, or mood swings excessively.

guy 1: dood, why are you acting like a daponte?

guy 2: you're right man, i'm bein' a total buster.

daponte by jham365 May 9, 2011

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Related Words

Daponte • Davonte • dalonte • daronte • DabOnTeam100BOI • dalonte johnson • damonte effect • Damontey • damontez • Daonte

Damonte

Damontes are usually really smart and crazy. They are funny and know how to make you laugh. They are the definition of a true gentleman. He will be the best boyfriend to you.

Girl 1: girlllllll did you just see Damonte open the door for his girlfriend?
Girl 2: yasssss girl and now he just kissed her on the cheek.

Girl 1: Girl I need a boyfriend like that.

Girl 2: yeah girl what you need is a damonte in your life.

Damonte by Thegoddesses December 3, 2014

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Davonte

1 a nice guy who will do anything for anyone and trys to keep his cool most of the time

2is very loving and caring

That boy is davonte

Davonte is a nice person and useful

Davonte by Bossman_315 October 18, 2017

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Damonte

Very sexy and he will be the best friend to ever have a boyfriend. Very funny and very nice to every bod he meets and he is very good at sports

look at damonte sexy self

Damonte by Monnte February 3, 2020

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Damonte

Very sexy he will be the best boyfriend and friend. He is very funny class clown and nice. He has a good heart to everybody in the world, He is a gentlemen to.

Look at Damonte sexy self
He just open the door for her
Did you just see what Monte just did to her

Damonte by Monnte February 3, 2020

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Davonte

Nasty Basketball or Football player
Always gonna be your nigga
Reliable
Argues about the best NBA/NFL players

Davonte is a humble hot, sexy guy

Davonte by HimynamesJimmy November 15, 2018

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

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Shakira Law

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.

Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it

Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025

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Overstand

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.

Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.

Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003

Word of the Day on August 20, 2026

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minimap

A map that mostly tells you where everything is

Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap

minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015

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Pink Cloud

12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.

The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.

Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006

Word of the Day on August 18, 2026

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