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Depornify

The act of cleaning your computer of all traces of pornographic material so your wife or girlfriend does not find any incriminating evidence. Full depornification includes cookies, temp files, search strings and a manual search for all jpg and mpg files. This is necessary if you have a computer savvy significant other. Otherwise, a simple disk clean up works fine.
Mark had to quickly depornify his computer as his girlfriend came home early from work.
by Papa Smurf 69 February 13, 2009
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Depornified

That feeling when you don't get your daily dose of pornography, and start to go mentally insane because of your lack of horniness.

Basically, when you haven't seen actual pornography for a long period of time (usually 24 to 72 hours) and you start to get upset because you haven't seen breasts or cocks, or other body parts in days.

People who have been depornified for months and/or years tend to become more mentally stable after not looking at porn for such a long period of time, and they finally end up socializing with others like a normal functioning human being.
Guy 1: My mom took away my phone, and now I've been depornified!
Guy 2: Good for you, what does that even mean??
by brian33337 October 16, 2023
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Dehornifying

Adjective: The act of being a total turn-off
The large, sweaty, fat man bent down to pick up a penny in a very Dehornifying way.
by h3blatyl December 2, 2010
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dehornified

The reversal of one's horny state via an action or event.
He was totally dehornified when his mom walked in on him and his girlfriend making out.
by Christine Ikeda May 9, 2008
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decognify

Decognify (verb, dēkôgnə-fī') derived from Cog.

1. To pull someone out of ignorance.
2. To reveal life changing facts to someone.
3. To (get someone to) seize doing a repetitive or monotone action in the everyday life.
4. The attempt to convince a 'cog' person or a 'drone' about something they think is impossible, or to show them information they do not yet know.
The point of UFO conferences is to decognify people who don't believe in anything beyond their daily lives.
by dmckenzie September 18, 2009
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defornification

Your guess is as good as mine...but not as good as the next guy's.
Urban Dictionary is undoubtedly guilty of defornification. What the hell does defornification mean?
by Prof. Fornificate October 24, 2005
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dehornify

Dehornify: when you're talking to someone and can't stop having a strong urge to fuck them right now, so you start talking about stupid shit to dehornify yourself.
"Omg... I want you right now... So how bout them Steelers?... I'm attempting to dehornify cause you're killing me"
by ExperiencedCOUGAR July 26, 2016
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