Depornify

The act of cleaning your computer of all traces of pornographic material so your wife or girlfriend does not find any incriminating evidence. Full depornification includes cookies, temp files, search strings and a manual search for all jpg and mpg files. This is necessary if you have a computer savvy significant other. Otherwise, a simple disk clean up works fine.

Mark had to quickly depornify his computer as his girlfriend came home early from work.

Depornify by Papa Smurf 69 February 13, 2009

Words you can keep

Depornified

That feeling when you don't get your daily dose of pornography, and start to go mentally insane because of your lack of horniness.

Basically, when you haven't seen actual pornography for a long period of time (usually 24 to 72 hours) and you start to get upset because you haven't seen breasts or cocks, or other body parts in days.

People who have been depornified for months and/or years tend to become more mentally stable after not looking at porn for such a long period of time, and they finally end up socializing with others like a normal functioning human being.

Guy 1: My mom took away my phone, and now I've been depornified!
Guy 2: Good for you, what does that even mean??

Depornified by brian33337 October 16, 2023

Related Words

Depornify • dehornify • Dehornifying • Depornified • decognify • defornification • dehornified • Depenify • Depongify • depoofify

Dehornifying

Adjective: The act of being a total turn-off

The large, sweaty, fat man bent down to pick up a penny in a very Dehornifying way.

Dehornifying by h3blatyl December 2, 2010

dehornified

The reversal of one's horny state via an action or event.

He was totally dehornified when his mom walked in on him and his girlfriend making out.

dehornified by Christine Ikeda May 9, 2008

decognify

Decognify (verb, dēkôgnə-fī') derived from Cog.

1. To pull someone out of ignorance.
2. To reveal life changing facts to someone.
3. To (get someone to) seize doing a repetitive or monotone action in the everyday life.
4. The attempt to convince a 'cog' person or a 'drone' about something they think is impossible, or to show them information they do not yet know.

The point of UFO conferences is to decognify people who don't believe in anything beyond their daily lives.

decognify by dmckenzie September 18, 2009

defornification

Your guess is as good as mine...but not as good as the next guy's.

Urban Dictionary is undoubtedly guilty of defornification. What the hell does defornification mean?

defornification by Prof. Fornificate October 24, 2005

dehornify

Dehornify: when you're talking to someone and can't stop having a strong urge to fuck them right now, so you start talking about stupid shit to dehornify yourself.

"Omg... I want you right now... So how bout them Steelers?... I'm attempting to dehornify cause you're killing me"

dehornify by ExperiencedCOUGAR July 26, 2016

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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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B)
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

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