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"I was in Lady Gaga's dressing room last night" "DYSHC?" "No, IDNSHC"
DYSHC by elbuho February 17, 2010
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Dishcloth Dongles 

Tits that look like they have been wrung out like a dishcloth

Completely drained empty flaps of skin

Caused by accelerated weight loss or years of breast feeding
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N. The condition leading to a tendency to mis click on a computer keyboard, often with onset in later years.
Adj. Dysclixic- one who suffers from dysclixia.
My mother has dysclixia; she is terrible on the computer.
My father is so dysclixic!
Dysclixia by Gidrjmw June 21, 2017

Witless Dishcloth 

'Witless Dishcloth' is a derogatory term used to insult someone when they are being obnoxious and time-wasting. This phrase was coined by James May on the first episode of season three of the Amazon Prime Exclusive and Original, The Grand Tour.
1st example (origin): I just wanna say, Hammond, you witless dishcloth!
2nd example: Patrick, are you repeating Year 11 at school? Dale asked
Patrick: Dale, I DON'T wanna talk about it mate. Alright?!? Just give it up moiiiite.
Dale: Oi dickhead, just fuckin tell me yeh?
Patrick: Just blud off, blud! Alright?!!
Dale: Oh Partick you fuckin witless dishcloth, just get the rest of the business notes down on the google doc dickhead.
Witless Dishcloth by dalespelman2 September 23, 2019
A ship between a Chinese actor know as Dylan wang and Chinese actress know as Shen Yue .
The two star as Doaming Si (dylan wang) and Dong Shancai (shen yue) in 2018 C-drama "meteor garden"
dyshen is the best ship in meteor garden
dyshen is just "mmmmm"
dyshen by hoteldel_leejieun January 5, 2020
Short for 'dashboard camera', a tool being used by the US law enforcement to collect traffic stop evidence and news footage.
I saw a dashcam clip about a police chase on yesterday's CBS.
dashcam by Peevee July 25, 2006

Dyscalculia 

I have dyscalculia and it's hard for me to do math.
Dyscalculia is a specific learning disability in mathematics.
People with never might not be able to do times tables and not know how to divide or do fractions and percentages. People with this Disorder/disability aren't stupid. Most people who have this are really good at English and language skills. People who have this usually can't read time on clocks.

To pronounce it you say "dis-cal-cew-lee-ah". When a person has dyscalculia, you say that they are "dyscalculic" - "dis-cal-cew-leek".
Person 1: What is the square root of 50?
Person 2: Ummm I don't know.
Person 1: How about the time what it is?
Person 2 looks at clock,: Umm 3:09?
Person 1 checks watch, Time is really 9:03
Person 1: Dude I think you have Dyscalculia.
Dyscalculia by RiuChan July 4, 2012
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026
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