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Dead in a ditch.

The act of blacking out and waking up in a ditch.
Pat: "Anyone know what happened to Mike last night?"
Eric: "Who knows. He can't handle his alcohol. He's probably DIAD."
DIAD by GARSHA August 31, 2013
Related Words
DWIAD • dwad • Dwindle • dwid • dwade • Dwadle • DIAD • dwaddle • dwaddy • dwidget
A term used to describe someone as a "Pet Computer." They respond to loud "beep" sounds, dislike the mario theme song, and tend to analyse everything around them. They consider themselves top shit, when in fact they are just a pathetic excuse for a human dwadus.
Person 1: That cloud has a consistency of 70% water and 30% hydrogen, according to my calculations, it will pass over us in 2.67 seconds at a rate of 12 k/ph.
Person 2: Beep boop beep.
Person 1: Excuse me?
Person 2: Fuck up Dwadus.
Dwadus by Colonel Gobble Knob June 2, 2013

Dziadzio 

We will be visiting Babcia and Dziadzio this weekend for Easter.
Dziadzio by atpcliff March 8, 2009

dziadosz 

Noun: a person, place or thing that brings great joy to the world, a burden on no one. leaving the world a better place when departing than when entering.
Roundboy and Spanky's life changed when they met a dziadosz. We reached utopia when we saw in the distance the dziadosz terrian.
dziadosz by Stolat Jardis April 28, 2005
1.The result of a sexual union between a dwarf and a midget
If Gary Coleman and Mini-Me had a love child it'd be a dwidget.
dwidget by Pink Polo January 30, 2005
another word for god. also can be used in place of your lovers name in bed only after great sex. may also be used in place of a name of a pimp.
oh dwaddy that was the best sex ever.
dwaddy by The Pants Man February 1, 2005
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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