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Dead in a ditch.

The act of blacking out and waking up in a ditch.
Pat: "Anyone know what happened to Mike last night?"
Eric: "Who knows. He can't handle his alcohol. He's probably DIAD."
DIAD by GARSHA August 31, 2013
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DWIAD dwad Dwindle dwid dwade Dwadle DIAD dwaddle dwaddy dwidget
A term used to describe someone as a "Pet Computer." They respond to loud "beep" sounds, dislike the mario theme song, and tend to analyse everything around them. They consider themselves top shit, when in fact they are just a pathetic excuse for a human dwadus.
Person 1: That cloud has a consistency of 70% water and 30% hydrogen, according to my calculations, it will pass over us in 2.67 seconds at a rate of 12 k/ph.
Person 2: Beep boop beep.
Person 1: Excuse me?
Person 2: Fuck up Dwadus.

Dziadzio 

We will be visiting Babcia and Dziadzio this weekend for Easter.
Dziadzio by atpcliff March 8, 2009

dziadosz 

Noun: a person, place or thing that brings great joy to the world, a burden on no one. leaving the world a better place when departing than when entering.
Roundboy and Spanky's life changed when they met a dziadosz. We reached utopia when we saw in the distance the dziadosz terrian.
dziadosz by Stolat Jardis April 28, 2005
1.The result of a sexual union between a dwarf and a midget
If Gary Coleman and Mini-Me had a love child it'd be a dwidget.
dwidget by Pink Polo January 30, 2005
another word for god. also can be used in place of your lovers name in bed only after great sex. may also be used in place of a name of a pimp.
oh dwaddy that was the best sex ever.
dwaddy by The Pants Man February 1, 2005