Dwadus

A term used to describe someone as a "Pet Computer." They respond to loud "beep" sounds, dislike the mario theme song, and tend to analyse everything around them. They consider themselves top shit, when in fact they are just a pathetic excuse for a human dwadus.

Person 1: That cloud has a consistency of 70% water and 30% hydrogen, according to my calculations, it will pass over us in 2.67 seconds at a rate of 12 k/ph.
Person 2: Beep boop beep.
Person 1: Excuse me?
Person 2: Fuck up Dwadus.

Dwadus by Colonel Gobble Knob June 2, 2013

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Dadus

Born from the words Dad and Status, possessing Dadus embodies the manly responsibilities of being a stereotypical adult male. Of course, doing anything and everything better than your son is bonus but in general, anything reflecting your responsible adult manhood qualifies.

My Dadus reached new heights when I pulled out the schematics of the oven to fix it.

Person 1: Believe me, I never leave the lights on or the door unlocked before I sleep. My dadus is better than that.

Person 2: Loser.

Dadus by lifeisrhythm April 29, 2011

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Dwadus • dwadsa • Redus Deadus

Dwads

-short for "damn workers ain't doin Shit"

Originated in the town of Sussex which is located in Wisconsin. The term reefers to the words you yell while in the act of throwing a (usually large) object through your or a coworker's/bosse's office window (most commonly in an industrial environment).

-To add effect-
-from a high office overlooking work floor

-illegaly be in the building

-before you quit

-in an abandon factory/building

-workplace of an ex

-after company does not make bottom line

boss- "WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE BEHIND 300 UNITS!!!"
boss- " DAMN WORKERS AIN'T DOIN SHIT!!!!!" (Dwads)
boss- (throws chair through window over production floor)

Dwads by jdshady October 18, 2011

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dwadsa

1. when someone plans on getting extremely drunk.
2. when someone is extremely drunk.

1. we're getting dwadsa tonight!
2. i'm so dwadsa.

dwadsa by freesey baby March 11, 2009

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Redus Deadus

The correct way of saying; "Red Dead."

Referring to the game; " Red Dead redemption"

"Yo, wanna hop on redus deadus?"

"Sure."

Redus Deadus by buckaroo10 May 27, 2023

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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