DVRitis

A condition, usually contracted by 6-10 year old children, which forces those afflicted to DVR ALL episodes of SpongeBob, Drake and Josh, Ruff Life, The Suite Life of Zack and Cody, etc.. The affliction is usually so crippling to one's common sense that options such as NEW ONLY and ONCE are ignored in lieu of ALL episodes. The afflicted often ignore the fact that they will NEVER have the time or want to put forth the effort to watch said episodes, let alone realize that the DVR memory could NOT POSSIBLY hold so many recordings. This affliction, if not treated immediately and swiftly, often leads to another affliction referred to as "blistered ass".

Dave-Hey man, why don't you DVR the football game, and after work tonight, I will come over and watch it with you.

Mike-I will, my man, but first I have to make sure that there is room on the DVR, because I think Caleb came down with a case of DVRitis.

DVRitis by Michael Chojnacki October 19, 2008

dhritishmita 

A really pretty girl with awe-strucking features. Her heart is so pure that you'll do anything to be her friend. She is a great companion and a secret keeper. You'll never regret being friends with her. She is the best human being ever. Words could never define her. We love you dhri! ❤️

We love you so much dhritishmita!
Thank you for being in our lives dhritishmita!
Happy birthday dhritishmita!
You're the best dhritishmita!

dhritishmita by Lavyanshmita October 28, 2020

Tom Deritis 

A hairy Man bear pig who loves Drinking.His Crew accumalates of Joe Hyland,Matt Gallo a bitch named Dan Macaleer ,John McClernon,Nick Mustaro of Audobon,Jay Gallus.Steve Bonofiglia,and Collin Powell.They are just a bunch of party animals who love keystone light and girls.Tommy is known for his hairy ass chest,and his massive amount of "Hulk" anger.Tommy aslo has two two foot tumas on his two tangled toes.Overall tom is a all around good guy and friend

Ayo Tom Deritis you got two two foot tumors on your two twitty toes

Tom Deritis by Joey Fingas September 15, 2009

Dhritismita 

Dhritismita is Assamese Girl name and it's meaning is "Beauty of Earth". It also means "Patience".

The name "Dhritismita" also refers to "Strong", "Workaholic", "Traditional", "Strict", "Practical", "Organised".

People refer this name as to who can make great achievements in life given the loyal nature and immense knowledge.

It's also refers to who's a trustworthy person and who are less likely to try new things and seek new experiences.

They have a strong personality who can take part in any situation and inspire many others by their hardwork.

They are faithful and will stay that is in good times as well as in bad times.

Hey that girl is truly a Dhritismita! She can win hearts of many by her trustworthy and loving personality.

Dhritismita by TaySwizzle13 November 23, 2021

Dhritish

"Dhritish" is a slang often referred to idiots and assholes. This meas a person is very weird and irritating.

1.Are u a dhritish?

2.Stop being a dhritish!

Dhritish by Oliver_yung January 10, 2021

deritis 

There it is!!

To point out something of interest be it a tangible item or an intangible one.

(1) Where's the damn carkeys?!?!?
Deritis right where you left it on top of the fridge

deritis by pr0l33tzzz August 23, 2011

Dhritismita 

Dhritismita is a girl who can't keep secrets and is annoying af. She speaks bullshit most of the time and when you tell her it's bs she never agrees with and says more bs to reassure others what she's saying is not bs, which is in fact, bs. Other than that, dhritismita forgets to catch her plane whenever she catches a flight. She is a spoiled brat.

Did dhritismita forget to catch her flight again?

Dhritismita by okayfine26 November 23, 2021