DISTRUB 

The technique of fondling ones body part while a floofy animal lays on said body part.

I need you to distrub my hand so my cat will move and I can use my vape.

DISTRUB by Masosik July 8, 2021

disturbole 

Related to hyperbole but instead exhibiting irrational behaviors characteristic of deluded, demonic, or disturbed speech. People exhibiting disturbole label individuals or organizations as synonymous to the evilest examples of practices or behaviors from history, given without notable evidence, and used in place of logic to dehumanize and silence dissenting opinions.

Joe saw Jackie at a recent peaceful protest on the passage of a healthcare bill and called her a fascist, exhibiting disturbole in characterizing an individual he disagrees.

disturbole by sliderbot June 8, 2023

Shift Disturber 

That one employee who always runs to the supervisor complaining about other workers.

Jenny went running to the boss about Dave taking an extra smoke break. What a Shift Disturber!!!

Shift Disturber by will bitten October 26, 2017

disturbed brat

A certain disturbed brat at the Headquarters of the United Nations: "How dare you?! You ruined my future corn crops!"

- "Who da hell dat disturbed brat is?"
- "Greta Thunberg, a climate horny Swedish school skipper."

disturbed brat by O. W. Tongueincheek January 19, 2022

cat distribution system 

When you're the chosen one by the universe and you are given a cat, usually a stray cat that appears out of the blue.

"I was just on break outside at work and this cat came and laid on my lap! Must be the cat distribution system"

cat distribution system by MrTeriyakiS February 20, 2023

crosswalk distrust 

The irrational suspicion held by every human that tells us we cannot hit a crosswalk button just once. Our intuition tells us that, if we only hit the button one time, the electronic signal will not be sent sufficiently to the traffic light. Therefore, every pedestrian makes a fist and hits the button -- rapid-fire style -- until lactic acid causes our triceps to cramp up and shut down.

Dan: Hey ‘Weed – you’re not playin’ Galaga. Hit the button a few times and then stand down.

Tim: Sorry, ‘Skinner. I’ve got major crosswalk distrust…and I don’t wanna miss my waxing appointment.

crosswalk distrust by whiteboyDJ November 3, 2010

disturbed one 

A fan of the popular metal band Disturbed

We are the Disturbed Ones!

disturbed one by The Disturbed One December 22, 2008