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DIRTY HAM 

When having sex with your partner doggy style, you take your dirty underwear and stick it in their mouth, pulling back like a bridal. When you nut, they vomit, and as your laughing walking out you tell them," Brush your teeth you nasty fucking pig!!!"
If that bitch dont answer the phone, shes getting a dirty ham tonight fa sho!
DIRTY HAM by Dezz Nutts July 6, 2016
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Dirty Ham Slapper 

The act of slapping Woman's genital region or vagina. Can also be a form of masturbation. Normally is used in reference to a whore or slut who is pleasured a lot by this form of masturbation.
Dirty Ham Slapper Whore Dirty Vagina Vagina Masturbation

dirty ham sandwich 

Name for a dirty STD cheating slut
My ex sure had me fooled, I thought she had a shiny pink taco but she ain't nothin but a dirty ham sandwich. I gotta go to the clinic...

dirty hambaga 

when you see something random/ weird/ messed up u call them or it a dirty hambaga
look at that clown he is a dirty hambaga.
dirty hambaga by himenameisoej April 8, 2011

dirty hamster 

1. a female who has no regard for cleanliness, especially concerning her menstrual cycle.

2. one who leaves her tampons for all to see.

3. an unsanitary girl or woman,
Oh you dirty hamster.
Oh you dirty little hamster.
dirty hamster by daddybearluvsyou October 4, 2010

Dirty Hamper 

An alcoholic beverage comprised of one part PBR and one part Old Style. Originated at Western Illinois University in Macomb, the dirty hamper achieved official status when it was added to the beer menu at the local Buffalo Wild Wings.
"I'd like a beer that's award-winning AND tastes like grandpa. Bartender, make me a Dirty Hamper!"

"All we got left in the fridge is a couple of stray tall boys. lets make some dirty hampers!"
Dirty Hamper by The Laundraman February 18, 2010

Dirty Hampton 

When you have the best dick and are so insanely sexy girls just throw them selves at you begging for that cock. Creating a nymphomaniac
Damn look at him, he's a dirty Hampton
Dirty Hampton by Evalan Harrell April 5, 2020
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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