DIRTY HAM

When having sex with your partner doggy style, you take your dirty underwear and stick it in their mouth, pulling back like a bridal. When you nut, they vomit, and as your laughing walking out you tell them," Brush your teeth you nasty fucking pig!!!"
If that bitch dont answer the phone, shes getting a dirty ham tonight fa sho!
by Dezz Nutts July 06, 2016
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Dirty Ham Slapper

The act of slapping Woman's genital region or vagina. Can also be a form of masturbation. Normally is used in reference to a whore or slut who is pleasured a lot by this form of masturbation.
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by Anonymous Gunman January 03, 2010
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dirty ham sandwich

Name for a dirty STD cheating slut
My ex sure had me fooled, I thought she had a shiny pink taco but she ain't nothin but a dirty ham sandwich. I gotta go to the clinic...
by mikethejerk March 29, 2017
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