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W.T.D.H.W.G.T.M.F.F.S.S.D.? 

What the damn hell would Gary the mother fucking friendly sea snail do?
Girl: Should we get dinner?

Guy: W.T.D.H.W.G.T.M.F.F.S.S.D.?
down to fuck

trying to hook up, and/or have sex.
drunk stephen: yo boo, d.t.f.?
random girl: d.t.f.?
drunk stephen: yeah boo, you down to fuck?
d.t.f. by stephen wainwright March 20, 2008
means: Down To Fuck

used in superbad
"dude, im gonna get laid! shes D-T-F!"
D-T-F by oisuxx October 23, 2007
Down to Fuck
Pat: Yo I'm kinda horny you think that girl is D.T.F?
Zak: Yeah, my girl says she's loose and is D.T.F anytime.
D.T.F by Gbaby954 June 21, 2008
Acronym for "down to fuck."
All the hoes in this party are D.T.F.
D.T.F. by E.S.M. January 14, 2008

F.T.F.D. 

"Ashley didn't read the instructions at the top of her lab tech test and got an F due to F.T.F.D."
F.T.F.D. by phantomchains July 7, 2014