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Definitions by phantomchains
F.T.F.D.
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Failure
to
Follow
Directions
"
Ashley
didn't read the
instructions
at
the top
of her lab tech test and got an F due to F.T.F.D."
F.T.F.D.
by
phantomchains
July 7, 2014
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