Fat pussy disorder
A truly harrowing disorder that renders a someone with an unbelievably FAT PUSSY. Just absolutely OBSESE
A truly harrowing disorder that renders a someone with an unbelievably FAT PUSSY. Just absolutely OBSESE
by Venussnipples March 28, 2020
by Pinkballoon November 3, 2019
Fucks per day.
Based upon the internet meme of "Look at all the fucks I give", the abbreviation is a covert use of expressing your blissful apathy to whatever situation may arise.
Based upon the internet meme of "Look at all the fucks I give", the abbreviation is a covert use of expressing your blissful apathy to whatever situation may arise.
Boss: 'You really need to work on improving your performance.'
Me: 'But, I have maintained a 0 fpd since 1980'
Boss: 'FPD?'
Me: 'Fucks per day ... I give 0 fucks per day'
Me: 'But, I have maintained a 0 fpd since 1980'
Boss: 'FPD?'
Me: 'Fucks per day ... I give 0 fucks per day'
by LSU ADT Geek June 29, 2011
Frozen penis disorder. Occurs when running outside on a very cold day, ones penis get extremely cold and changes colors. Victims of this disorder experience extreme pain when defrosting their manhood in the shower.
by P33ner February 23, 2008
by r3dfusi0n October 31, 2010
“Franklin Panty Dropper”
Frat boy that goes to Chapel Hill that is an absolute hammer and makes all girls wet.
Frat boy that goes to Chapel Hill that is an absolute hammer and makes all girls wet.
by IAMFPD June 20, 2021