D'ob 

1. A compoud word formed by D'oh + Obviously.

2. Something so obvious that d'oh isn't enough.

Person 1: Justin Bieber is a girl.
Person 2: D'ob.

D'ob by Pedobear's Girl November 12, 2011

OB'd 

Over-Botoxed. The practice of injecting Botox into one's face for extended periods of time to an extreme degree until an "otherworldly" appearance of a wax figurine is achieved.

Franz is in his fifties, but his forehead is as smooth as glass. When he smiles, none of the muscles move but his mouth. I'd say he seriously OB'd.

OB'd by hawaiitalent December 22, 2008

d(o_o)b 

a deranged monkey

d(o_o)b

d(o_o)b by me1237 January 11, 2010

D.O.B 

1.Daughter Of A Bitch.
2. The Opposite Of A Son Of A Bitch.
3. An Asshole Person.

1. "You Fuckin D.O.B!!!!
2. "She Is Such A D.O.B!!"

D.O.B by Killa-Kev July 17, 2016

D.O.B.S. 

dying of boredom sydrome

dood1:im so bored i think i have D.O.B.S.
dood2: whats dat?
dood1:dying of bored syndrome...thats wen yer extremely bored it makes u feel liek yer dying in boredom O_o

D.O.B.S. by wee396 January 12, 2008

O.C.D.D (Obsessive Compulsive Douchebag Disorder) 

A term used to describe, what should be a medical condition, where the affected person is obsessed with a current or ex lover that is a douchebag of some description. This is a generally unhealthy condition where, despite abuse, cheating, and blantant attempts at breaking up with them, the person will still take back an ex and accept their apology for the ump-teenth time. There usually is an abundance of advice from family and friends to advoid the Douche but this person still thinks the two of them should be together forever.

Me: Susie must have O.C.D.D.. She keeps taking Andrew back over and over after he cheats on her, gets another girl pregnant, packs all of her stuff up and moves her out, lies about hanging out with other girls and moves to a different state altogether.

You: Yeah, that definitely sounds like a case of O.C.D.D (Obsessive Compulsive Douchebag Disorder).

O.C.D.D (Obsessive Compulsive Douchebag Disorder) by Far Far Away August 29, 2010

D.O.B.T. (Dirty Old Bitch Timmy)

A dirty old bitch with a penchant for sucking crooked penises and getting ass-fucked by door knobs and broom sticks while getting repeatedly teabagged by low-hanging old man balls.

My friend Robb is the biggest D.O.B.T. (Dirty Old Bitch Timmy) on the planet. He sucks more cock than all the whores in Las Vegas combined. His eyes are black and blue from all the old man nuts slapping his face and his hole is stretched wider than the Grand Canyon from riding so many door knobs.

D.O.B.T. (Dirty Old Bitch Timmy) by MixedUpMixerMan July 13, 2012