cybertard

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A cybertard is someone who is ignorant of the way that things work on the internet even after having had enough time to learn, especially when it comes to internet scammers. The definition may extend to people who are clueless about other internet knowledge, such as basic html coding, how to navigate an online forum, etc.

A cybertard is someone who lacks "cyber smarts" (akin to "streetsmarts").

Syn: permanoob

"John fell for that MySpace phishing bulletin and his account got hacked... he's such a cybertard".

cybertard by Demiurge December 14, 2008

Words you can keep

Cybertard

A retard on the internet
Usually used similarly to the word "Skid" meaning script kiddie. The word refers to someone that hides behind swatting and doxxing because they are a terminally online retard.
More specifically, people are called "cybertards" when they partake in activity such as swatting, doxxing or other cybercriminal activity, but end up getting caught because they don't know what they're doing.

Person 1: Did you hear <PERSON 3> just got caught swatting someone?
Person 2: Yeah, he did it on his own parents wifi, with his main phone.
Person 1: Damn, what a CYBERTARD. Everyone knows to at least get a burner.

Cybertard by bonkiousious March 21, 2026

Related Words

cybertard • cybertariat • Cybertart • CBREtarded • Cobertordasunday • cyberpartyanimal • cambertard • Cheertarded • cifertard • Cyberarchaeology

Cybertron

The home planet of the original and current Transformers.

Decepticons! To Cybertron!

Cybertron by Smashmaster00 October 22, 2004

cybertronaphobia

The irrational fear of a machine transforming into a giant robot.

I met this girl who said she didn't like the movie "Transformers," because a car transforming into a giant robot freaked her out. That crazy chick's got cybertronaphobia.

cybertronaphobia by WarrenGHarding October 17, 2008

Cyberbeard

A made up fake girl friend that closeted homosexuals create on the internet to fool intolerant associates.

That dude T created his self a cyberbeard to pertend he's straight.

Cyberbeard by Steve Polychron January 18, 2013

cybertransexual

A person who poses as the opposite sex whilst online, to attract the attention of the desired sex.

John is a right cybertransexual.

cybertransexual by Tom Prague July 16, 2007

Cybertranny

A person who goes on chatrooms pretending to be a member of the opposite sex.

17 year old Chantelle is really a fat bald 42 year old man called Billy who lives in his mum's basement.

Cybertranny by psycho bitch March 6, 2004

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

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dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

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