cybertard

A cybertard is someone who is ignorant of the way that things work on the internet even after having had enough time to learn, especially when it comes to internet scammers. The definition may extend to people who are clueless about other internet knowledge, such as basic html coding, how to navigate an online forum, etc.

A cybertard is someone who lacks "cyber smarts" (akin to "streetsmarts").

Syn: permanoob

"John fell for that MySpace phishing bulletin and his account got hacked... he's such a cybertard".

cybertard by Demiurge December 14, 2008

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Cybertard

A retard on the internet
Usually used similarly to the word "Skid" meaning script kiddie. The word refers to someone that hides behind swatting and doxxing because they are a terminally online retard.
More specifically, people are called "cybertards" when they partake in activity such as swatting, doxxing or other cybercriminal activity, but end up getting caught because they don't know what they're doing.

Person 1: Did you hear <PERSON 3> just got caught swatting someone?
Person 2: Yeah, he did it on his own parents wifi, with his main phone.
Person 1: Damn, what a CYBERTARD. Everyone knows to at least get a burner.

Cybertard by bonkiousious March 21, 2026

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Cybertron

The home planet of the original and current Transformers.

Decepticons! To Cybertron!

Cybertron by Smashmaster00 October 22, 2004

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cybertronaphobia

The irrational fear of a machine transforming into a giant robot.

I met this girl who said she didn't like the movie "Transformers," because a car transforming into a giant robot freaked her out. That crazy chick's got cybertronaphobia.

cybertronaphobia by WarrenGHarding October 17, 2008