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cybertard 

A cybertard is someone who is ignorant of the way that things work on the internet even after having had enough time to learn, especially when it comes to internet scammers. The definition may extend to people who are clueless about other internet knowledge, such as basic html coding, how to navigate an online forum, etc.

A cybertard is someone who lacks "cyber smarts" (akin to "streetsmarts").

Syn: permanoob
"John fell for that MySpace phishing bulletin and his account got hacked... he's such a cybertard".
cybertard by Demiurge December 14, 2008

cyberbender 

He woke up after a cyberbender
cyberbender by Mr. Robotron April 2, 2019

CyberDead 

WOW.. Did you see CyberDead HS that guy?
CyberDead by CyberDead July 24, 2004

cyberboarding 

(n.) - A form of online torture that consists of immobilizing a subject with endless emails of a trivial nature, thus triggering the mammalian gagging reflex causing the captive to experience sensations of nausea.
If I get one more email from my cousin in Boston telling me for the umpteenth time about what he did last weekend, I am going to puke. His constant stream of email messages is nothing but cyberboarding pure and simple, and I plan to put a stop to it as soon as possible.
cyberboarding by PRwiz101 November 7, 2010
when a meatpuppet fantasizes about a hot chick giving him head.
meatpuppet : I teased her into giving me cyberhead.

audience: you da man!
cyberhead by feral BH September 2, 2007

cyberbeauty 

a person who looks really attractive on the internet (sites such as myspace, bebo, facebook etc) but in real life looks nothing like their pictures, infact, is a complete dog.
she was well fit on her page, so i decided to meet up with her. but i was gutted because she was nothing more than a cyberbeauty.
cyberbeauty by alex main October 17, 2007