Cunta-Muffin 

A stupid female driver

That bitch right there, yeah she’s a #cunta-muffin

Cunta-Muffin by cunt19 January 21, 2024

cunt muffin 

n. Used to describe someone who is a failure at life in general. Second most creative insult ever (see cock juggling thunder cunt).

see also: fuckwit,assmunch,twat waffle,fucktard

Person 1: You know what? You're a fucktard.
Person 2: Shut up, assface
Person 1: Bitch tit!
Person 2: Fuckwit!
Person 1: Twat waffle!
Person 2: CUNT MUFFIN!
*silence*
Person 3: Damn... you got served

cunt muffin by MasterSheep August 30, 2005

Cunt Muffin 

The nicest and worst words put together.
It neutralizes the phase so it depends on the context in which it is used.
The phrase can be endearing or malicious.

"Good morning cunt muffin."

"Get on your knees, cunt muffin."

Cunt Muffin by valereally January 21, 2008

cunt muffin 

Someone who’s rude all time, bitchy attitude, and usually is an elise, blames other people for being narcissist

damm elise acts like a cunt muffin sometimes

cunt muffin by skinnyyyypenisss March 16, 2019

Cunt Muffin 

Carolyn Hennesy, an actress on General Hospital and Cougar Town who is know to be a giant cunt.

I can't watch General Hospital whenever that cunt muffin shows up.

Cunt Muffin by armlessphelan November 3, 2011

sourdough cunt muffin

much like a cunt muffin but even worse. sourdough muffins would be very gross, especially if it was in a sweet muffin form.

"Damn that bitch is such a sourdough cunt muffin,for sexting my friend"
"Yeah cause she is an ugly mother fucker"

sourdough cunt muffin by National Socialist Party May 16, 2009

cunt-muffin 

1. A slang term for a fuck buddy!

2. If you are actually going out with the girl, then it just means that she's the girl that gives you what you want.

3. Something to call someone if they start irritating you. Or just a word to call someone because it's funny. nice to put half baked before it.

1. Yo zack, sheniqua is my cunt-muffin!

2. That Ethan kid over there is a half baked cunt-muffin!

cunt-muffin by cody October 15, 2004