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New Jersey Curtsey 

Dirt, marks/stains, redness of skin (if in a skirt, dress, or shorts), or general debris on a girl's knees or clothes indicating that she has just performed oral sex. Most often this occur outdoors or in some other relatively public venue, since this is where stain-causing elements are most often present (think movie theater or public restroom floors).
When Jane and her boyfriend came back inside, she had a total New Jersey Curtsey. Those jeans must be ruined from all the mud on her knees.
New Jersey Curtsey by IsabellaP November 21, 2010

finger curtsey 

It is when you are reaching for something but you are only like cms from in so you cross your fingers to grap just enough of the object to move it to get a full grip. But the crossing making it looks like your fingers are doing curtseys so I just call them finger curtsey.
I dropped my pen on the ground and just did a finger curtsey to pick it up.
finger curtsey by Oh shit, who dis? December 22, 2022

Curseyehameha 

Curse-ye-ha-me-ha, also known as Shin-ye-ha-me-ha.

A made-up "finishing move" used by internet lolcow Chris Chan, which he believes releases a blast of power that places a curse upon its victim(s). The move was inspired by the famed "Kamehameha" maneuver from Dragon Ball Z. The use of this move and his belief in its effectiveness play into Chris's delusions of godhood, and allows him to feel some sense of control over his world.
"Verbal Combat had started, and during the fight, I ran off, still giving verbal punishment, as well as da finger, and many 'Curseyehamehas.'" -Chris Chan, on the use of his move.

Ball Curtsy 

To spread one's scrotum like a skirt and deliver a chivalrous curtsy. developed by amateur philanthropist Camden Bertrand.
After his stunning sexual performance, Tom delivered a gentlemanly ball curtsy and left.
Ball Curtsy by Uncle Blazer July 30, 2012
She is a sweet girl so I didn't mind when she pulled a curtsy
Curtsy by Cmoneymcmillions July 23, 2018

Curtesy Flush 

During the process of a large bowel movement, a "Curtesy Flush" is an extra flush of the toilet to ensure no clogging of the toilet.
Maya was having a large bowel movement after eating authentic Mexican food that required a "Curtesy Flush".
Curtesy Flush by allisooon99 April 21, 2016
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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