3 definitions by IsabellaP
Dirt, marks/stains, redness of skin (if in a skirt, dress, or shorts), or general debris on a girl's knees or clothes indicating that she has just performed oral sex. Most often this occur outdoors or in some other relatively public venue, since this is where stain-causing elements are most often present (think movie theater or public restroom floors).
When Jane and her boyfriend came back inside, she had a total New Jersey Curtsey. Those jeans must be ruined from all the mud on her knees.
by IsabellaP November 18, 2010
Similar to the Dutch Oven, the Belgian Oven involves belching into a enclosed space of some sort and trapping another person in with the smell.
Billy was lying in bed with his girlfriend when he suddenly belched into the space under the covers and trapped her underneath, thereby Belgian Ovening her. She broke up with him shortly after.
by IsabellaP November 19, 2010
A heinously unattractive individual, usually a woman, who is so repulsive that they have garnered a title literally defined as "one who makes wood go down" in that they have the power to instantly deflate erections.
Guy #1: "What do you think of Linda?"
Guy #2: "Oh god, with the snaggletooth and the unibrow? Total lumberjack."
Guy #1: "Tell me about it. Talk about wood going DOWN, man."
Guy #2: "Timber!!"
Guy #2: "Oh god, with the snaggletooth and the unibrow? Total lumberjack."
Guy #1: "Tell me about it. Talk about wood going DOWN, man."
Guy #2: "Timber!!"
by IsabellaP September 19, 2011