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Curnis

A small white boy named curtis that looks like a penis.
Yesterday the Curnis was activated.
by ajhsjhdsbhj April 19, 2018
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curnis activated

when a curnis is aroused or gets a hard on.
by ajhsjhdsbhj April 19, 2018
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King Curtis

A temperamental seven year old who possesses an unbelievable amount of power in his kingdom(house). He can be found at demolition derbies, eating chicken nuggets or fiercely guarding his stash of bacon. He strongly dislikes fitness instructors named Joy, and you'll never see his face again if you make him feel like he's a "sorry person".
Example 1:
*Joy takes away his bacon*
King Curtis: Hey! I need to tell ya something! Bacon is good for me!

Example 2:
*King Curtis storms to his room*
King Curtis: Out of the blue, she thinks she's a smart lil girl and she can do whatever she wants. No! That's not what she can do in mah family. She acting like she the queen, and we're the sorry people!
by Donald Reynolds June 17, 2013
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Sodapop Curtis

A character from the Outsiders; completely beautiful. He is gorgeous. Book by S.E. Hinton
Girl 1: I love Sodapop Curtis so much!
Girl 2: You make a move toward him and I will rip you limb from limb.
Girl 1: Ummm...
by sodapoplover May 19, 2016
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Curmish

A word that can be used by all ages. Tis a
wild card in the English language. Means
anything you want it to. Actual meaning
changes and is never disclosed to others.
I am having a very curmish day.
by Curman July 5, 2022
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carnist

people who think they are funny when they say the most unoriginal jokes about vegans. Like wtf why do you think you're funny.
"How do you know someone's vegan? Don't worry they'll tell you"
"no one laughed from that Mr. Carnist💀"
by teneab July 22, 2023
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Cornish conspiracy theory

The Cornish conspiracy theory is claimed to be a long-running conspiracy by the English establishment to suppress Cornish people of their rights, identity and autonomy. It is claimed that the main reason why the Cornish are being denied recognition of their identity is to prevent any public debate or official enquiry into the constitutional status of Cornwall regarding the Duchy of Cornwall, sometimes referred to as the "Cornish Question". Historians point to the fact that in 1508 the 'Charter of Pardon' was granted by Henry VII to give Cornwall (Kernow) a legal right to its own Parliament and the 1858 Cornish Foreshore Case confirmed that the Duke of Cornwall is considered to be a quasi-sovereign within the Duchy of Cornwall territory (Kernow). In 1971 The Kilbrandon Report into the British constitution recommended that when referring to Cornwall official sources should cite the Duchy not the County and in 1977 Plaid Cymru MP Dafydd Wigley confirmed in Parliament that the Stannators right to veto Westminster legislation is still valid today.
'Ere, I reckon it's that there Cornish conspiracy theory again - what they doin' about that 50,000 petition for more autonomy, that there Cornish Census tick box, more money for a proper Cornish language and recognition as a proper indigenous ethnic group with the Council of Europe ? matter do 'ee ?
by Hywell June 19, 2008
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