Activated
Activated by The Stark Knight February 5, 2017
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Suddenly focusing all of one's mindfulness and energy towards a previously insignificant objective, even at great personal cost.
Manager: This note from IT says your login was banned because you haven't watched the phishing awareness video in six months, and you ignore their reminders.
Employee: Those reminders were phishing attempts, sir. I'm fuckin' unphishable because the video is living inside my eyes. Its agreeable calypso backtrack is now the beat of my furious heart. And I see now that you've been compromised by the adversary in their latest attempt to phish me.
Manager: You need to call Cloudcellerate helpdesk right n-
Employee: (stands up really fast) LOOK, THINK, DELETE! SIR! YOU ARE COMPROMISED!
Employee: (approaching manager) LOOK, THINK, DELETE!
Manager: Cool your crazy shit, son. Just needed to see if you've been activated.
Employee: Those reminders were phishing attempts, sir. I'm fuckin' unphishable because the video is living inside my eyes. Its agreeable calypso backtrack is now the beat of my furious heart. And I see now that you've been compromised by the adversary in their latest attempt to phish me.
Manager: You need to call Cloudcellerate helpdesk right n-
Employee: (stands up really fast) LOOK, THINK, DELETE! SIR! YOU ARE COMPROMISED!
Employee: (approaching manager) LOOK, THINK, DELETE!
Manager: Cool your crazy shit, son. Just needed to see if you've been activated.
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activated by The Return of Light Joker May 16, 2009
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Molly:If you keep playing with my breasts like that your going to activate me.
Steve: You touched my penis so much you activated me.
Steve: You touched my penis so much you activated me.
activated by rainyday_inbed April 9, 2009