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when recieving a handjob if the giver is unsuccesful then you have been curlied.
person 1: "dyou hear about james? he got curlied last night."

person 2 : man ats gutting hope he aint got blue balls
Curlied by POLLA GRANDE May 20, 2017
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Curried Fart 

It occurs the morning after you eat a heavy amount of curry chicken. When you wake up you have a huge bubble gut. When you fart, if not gently will be uncontrollably loud like (braaAAAAAP) and the stench will be offensive and stink up a whole house, even a chance of sharting can occur. That maybe the foulest gas you have ever produced.

If you ate a big meal of curry, you will most likely have the foulest wind. Even you can't stand your awful gas. I advise you to shit and fart out loud and proud before leaving home. If you need to fart excuse yourself and go at least 15 feet away from any humans because of the ungodly stench and how far it may spread.
I just had a curried fart yesterday and the stench ruined my school pants.

I curried farted in class and someone complained and had to evacuate. (Based on what happened recently)
Curried Fart by Slapstickity March 22, 2023
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curried dick 

The result of a failed rape. The would-be rapist is enticed into oral sex, at which point the victim promptly severs the penis, with her (or his, whatever) teeth. Thus bitten the fuck off, the penis is stewed with curry, and assorted vegetables of your choosing. Sharing with the attacker is optional, but hilarious.
Touch me again and it'll be curried dick for supper.

crotch curlies 

A synonym for pubic hair.
Yo bro, you left your crotch curlies all over the shower.
crotch curlies by dainuoti December 15, 2013

cheese curled

When someone randomly jams a finger into the ass hole of a friend as a prank.
cheese curled by Tduck December 22, 2014

cleveland curlies

When ur wife finds a curly pube on the toilet seat from a party you had the night before.
Rochelle- One of your friends left his cleveland curlies on the toilet seat last night get in there and clean it up i almost puked looking at it.

Carlton- Im not cleaning that up thats some sick shit
cleveland curlies by ALMAK March 18, 2013
A word used to describe an extremely high level of intoxication and patheticness. Generally only used to describe young males because the level of inebriation required is usually unbecoming of a young lady.

Originates from slang used in the small University town of Dunedin.
Hey did you see Matt last night? He was cullied!!!

Hey James are you keen to come and get cullied tonight at mine?
cullied by honeybee23 February 26, 2013
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